need a halloween costume?

offensive....yet funny.
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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.

hilarious.....very funny
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*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs

the stranger is the shit haha
I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

'I would do it, but i threw my back out humpin your mom last night, nooch'-Jason Mewes

my friend had the best one last night at a dance, skin tight thomas the tank engine suit that was prob for a 3 yr old
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'...you bend over and breathe in deep breaths for about 90 seconds once you feel light headed u come up really fast and another person squezzes there hands on your jugular vein and the other side of your neck...its awesome DO IT' -NBCskier
'or, just bend over for 30 seconds, stand up real quick, and throw yourself off a fucking cliff, for being such an idiot!'-ElGato

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I once went skiing with a skin tight spidey costume because I thought it would be tight (no pun intended) for some filming we were doing. Turns out that it was just really cold and people just stared. Good times.
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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.

if you are lazy
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