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Driving Stories

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Urban.
Posts: 655 - Karma: 261
Post funny things you have seen while driving, idiot drivers or just straight up crashes or anything else related to driving.
Dec 4 2012 8:22PM
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Firewood
Posts: 360 - Karma: 531
Drove a dump truck through the heart of Downtown Chicago, with only a learners permit.

/claim
Dec 6 2012 12:20AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
I went on a road trip to see family in Iowa and being a noob driver I wasn't very good about looking at something off the road and keeping straight. So anyways, I was on 1-80 and near Lincoln, Nebraska and there is this huge ass sculpture a a T-Rex off the side of the road. It is sure realistic and being on the road for the past 7 hours, i was put in a trance and drifted into my other lane and lightly bumped the car of a really old lady (probably in her late 80's) who was asleep and i woke her up. My parents give me so much shit about looking at the dinosaur and that was 2 years ago
Dec 6 2012 12:35AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
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this is it
Dec 6 2012 12:38AM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
I was going 70 listening to Cat Stevens with the window rolled down. Perfect temp and I fell asleep at the wheel. Swerved left off the road and did a 360 in the median. I was really lucky, because the median was fresh, smooth dirt, in preparation for an additional lane or something. I was like......... FUCK.
Dec 6 2012 12:44AM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Last weekend, cruising around with my girlfriend after a movie, decide to try and summit a "mountain" in my truck. The road up this mountain is open spring-fall but for winter its a snowmobile trail, so its not plowed or anything. I threw her in 4-high and was givin' er up the steepest part of the road, start sliding back, stop inches from the six foot high dirt embankment that would have popped a tail light for sure. Luckily I keep a box of recovery gear in the back, grabbed my come-along (hand crank winch) and straightened the truck out, backed down and tried again and made it. When I straightened it out I left the tow strap and clevis on, which came in handy the next night. I was going out to a buddy's house in BFE, came around a corner, hit a patch of pure ice, slid completely around and slammed my ass end into what was essentially a dirt curb. It blew my driver's rear tire off the bead. I ended up being stuck in the snow on the side of the road, random guy driving by pulled me out with my handily attached tow strap and ended up driving on the flat to my buddies house where I threw my spare on... still rocking the undersized rusted out steelie steeze.
Dec 6 2012 1:06AM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
Posts: 189 - Karma: 124
So my friend snuck out in his parents car (has his permit) and went to this kid's house for a little kickback where we smoked a few bowls. Then we left the house and went onto this road that sorta winds up into the hills where you can go really fast. So on our way down were going like 80 and we see a car come around the corner and its a cop. Of course he follows us because its like 3 am, so we mob down to gain some distance and turn into this person's driveway and hide as he slowly drives by. We ditched all our paraphernalia out the window :(
Dec 6 2012 1:24AM
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chilling
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
Ding Ding Ding we have a winner. Now people this is a classy man who knows how to treat his woman right
Dec 6 2012 1:58AM
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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
Crash- Coma- learn to walk, eat, shit. - home for month- UW - end

http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2011/aug/10/bainbridge-crash-remains-under-investigation/
Dec 6 2012 2:05AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
#loldrunkdrivingteenagershashtagawesome
Dec 6 2012 2:54AM
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Bar_Down
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Dec 6 2012 7:39AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
oh shit-- i remember when that story broke...sucks man, I'm sorry.
Dec 6 2012 10:20AM
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chilling
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
something wrong with that Bar_Down?
Dec 6 2012 4:28PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
I dunno man, is there?
Dec 6 2012 11:43PM
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ShreddAZ
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 41
I fell asleep and cleared a 400 foot gap and went 40 feet high....


I win,
Dec 6 2012 11:44PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Considering she's a woman, I'd say there's something wrong with your statement, yes.
Dec 7 2012 7:32PM
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trilliam
Posts: 157 - Karma: 46
One time i was driving in my souped up prius with spinners and flames ya know? And all of a sudden i hit this green lookin thing on the highway. turns out it was gumby.. fuckin gumby.
Dec 7 2012 7:46PM
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chilling
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
Blue name could have fooled me, but you do know all so i defer to you. HA just kidding you didnt even answer the question right i never defer to you.
Dec 7 2012 7:48PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
One time...I took a 2nd gear corner.... in 3rd.. :0
Dec 7 2012 8:08PM
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BNik
Posts: 543 - Karma: 268
I-70...seen some crazy shit on the road.
Dec 7 2012 8:40PM
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