So my roommates and I are in a debate over wiping after a dump.. it's simple.. do you stand while you wipe, sit or some other weird variation? hopefully not a repost but it's always a possibility
if you break up with her your gona be straight boned. shit'll become weird as a shit. it'll be shitty. were not talking a conveniently awesomely lucky no whisper shit. but a diareah of a situation shitty shit shit. with carelessly forgotten-to-replace toilet paper afterwards. whilst having a broken sink. and its your birthday party and everyone will see you. and de-friend you. and then you will be forever known as the 'shit himself kid'. -thaloot
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3) Don't suck.
"I'd prefer ON3P to be a strictly 'gyspy only' company thank you." -Ginko
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
Dont kow if this applies but about 3 years ago i was at a fall carnival with my best friend Sarah her 2 dogs and my sisters fish. We all really had to go to the bathroom including the pets so we all went in to the mens bathroom with 3 stalls a sink and a urinal. I had to take a mean shit but apprently Sarahs dogs use toilets so she had taken up all 3. Then my sisters fish had to piss so i plugged the sink and sent it in. 10 minutes later no one is done. So i go over to the urinal pull down my pants and shit in the urinal. Just my luck a cop walks in and sees my shit. Apparently you can be arrested for disorderly conduct. He took me away in cuffs and i never got to wipe (luckily helped me when they put me in county for a week) the fish died, my sister was so mad she now sees a therapist because she feels the need to shit in my room everyday as payback, and i havent seen Sarah since. jeez i miss those tits of hers
I usually film with my graphing calculator but I wrap it in a fuzzy blanket so she doesn't get frostbite. -JStrathern$