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How did you discover masturbation?

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Krayola
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So how did you guys discover masturbation? How old were you?

I was around 11, I would just stare at all the boobies and vaginas on the screen for a couple nights. But, one night, I got curious as to how to get rid of my boner and the rest is history.
Dec 2 2012 6:29PM
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Ski_Alot
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cuel
Dec 2 2012 6:30PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
this is a fuckin weird thread dude, you're definitely a rapist
Dec 2 2012 6:30PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
Pretty sure my friend told me.
Dec 2 2012 6:31PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
This is just weird. You're probably some 50 year old guy.
Dec 2 2012 6:32PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
How old are you OP? You are either 12 or 55.
Dec 2 2012 6:33PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
I WAS BORED IN THE SHOWER.


SICK THREAD.


No, really, it's pretty sick.


Like in a bad way.
Dec 2 2012 6:33PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
OP likes dicks
Dec 2 2012 6:42PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
What a creepy thing to wonder..
Dec 2 2012 6:44PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
dont remember exactly how but I do remember not knowing what the fuck happend and thinking I did something wrong.
Dec 2 2012 6:45PM
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jaredmdub
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 564
Weird thread. Great discovery none the less.
Dec 2 2012 6:45PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
i woke up drenched in sweat. my boner was at it again, throbbing and aching and keeping me awake. so i began to massage the affected region. thats when things went bad. it didnt like being massaged. my boner bared its fangs and gave a howl. my parents ran in as i was knelt on the bed, both hands on my cock as it flailed about recklessly, apparently trying to end my futile life on its quest to become the worlds most wanted. i tried to calm him down and whisper lionel richie lyrics to him but he wasnt having any of it. so i said, hey dick, im not fuckin around, this ends now! and i really went to town, just trying to end my misery by destroying my own dick by ripping it off.

needless to say, i didnt rip off my own dick, and our relationship has been mutually beneficial since than night.
Dec 2 2012 6:46PM
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Krayola
Posts: 365 - Karma: 118
fucking lold
Dec 2 2012 6:48PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
do you masturbate in front of your parents every night?
Dec 2 2012 6:48PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
You don't?
Dec 2 2012 6:57PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
haha, i had a pulled muscle in my leg during a hockey game, so i was massaging it with a battery powered massager/vibrator thing....i'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest....
Dec 2 2012 7:08PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
oh you funny guy you!
Dec 2 2012 7:14PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Wow this is not weird or anything...

But actually I have no idea
Dec 2 2012 7:27PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
December NSG...
Dec 2 2012 7:36PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
This is 100% true and a really stupid fucking way i discovered msaturbation. Well i was a pretty stupid kid and always thought that when you fucked a vagina, you hit some sort of switch that made you cum. Anyways so I never even thought about it for a while until i was 12. I was in the shower and i got back from a scocer game and was really dirty. So i used soap and started soaphing myself down pretty good. At this time I already had some pubes going on since Im a pretty hairy dude. So i was washing my pubes for like 20 minutes just rubbing at it and all the sudden i came and was amazing. It hit me right there how stupid i have been my whole life. Rest is history. Prob jerked it thousands of times since then
Dec 2 2012 7:39PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
my priest showed me
Dec 2 2012 7:40PM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
herd dem big kids talkin bout it
Dec 2 2012 7:42PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
OP's dad crawled into my bed to try and give me a tuggie but I was all like "Hold on I got this" and just did it myself.
Dec 2 2012 8:39PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
OP raped me two years ago
Dec 2 2012 8:45PM
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knatman
Posts: 217 - Karma: 312
Roddy what am i going to do with you. You always post the funniest Reply's and i already 10/10 you.
Dec 2 2012 8:47PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
what can i say? i was a little kid and discovered that it felt funny on mah junk. i dunno either, lol.
Dec 2 2012 8:47PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
OP just discovered how to jerk it.

If you're looking for a congratulations, then go tell your parents.
Dec 2 2012 8:48PM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
Inb4 OP likes dick






Oh wait
Dec 2 2012 8:55PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
honestly, i don't know lol
Dec 2 2012 9:02PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
climbing the rope in gym class
Dec 2 2012 9:03PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,334
Somewhere around grade 9 or 10, everyone would joke around about them jerkin off. I thought it was a joke and that none of them were actually beating off, cause that's just disgusting. Anyways one night I hooked up with the team puck bunny, she was giving me head, it was my first time, I kept feeling like I was going to piss in her mouth. I had never come before and had no idea what it would feel like, so I kept holding off until I couldn't hold it any longer. I figured it would make one hell of a story in the dressing room so I just let it go. Turns out that feeling was natural and she obviously knew that as well. The next time we hooked up she gave me an HJ and I figured fuck I could do this on my own. I remember all through high school I felt disgusted with myself and tried to quit every week.
Dec 2 2012 9:03PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
OP likes children
Dec 2 2012 9:05PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
TROLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Dec 2 2012 9:05PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
This sounds like a hilarious conversation
Dec 2 2012 9:06PM
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theabortionator
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I was making a PBJ sandwich. I was a messy child. I got peanut butter all over my hands. Also hand been skinny dipping in the pool because my mom left for a couple hours. Anyway I cratched my balls not thinking anything of it. Got peanut butter all over them. Went back out to eat my sandwich and my dog pretty much tackled me and started aggressively licking my sack.

In about 10 seconds I learned what happened when you or someone else touches your naughty spot.


Me and my dog were good friends before, but we became best friends after that. Saddest day of my life when he died.

RIP Shadow
Dec 2 2012 9:07PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Yeah same, I wasn't into it at first, but he showed me nonetheless.
Dec 2 2012 9:12PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
in 4th grade someone googled lesbians on one of the classroom computers. went home, googled lesbians, went to town
Dec 2 2012 9:24PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
saw where that was going, but still great 8.5/10 would read again
Dec 2 2012 9:27PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3672 - Karma: 19,033
Kelten wat. I am telling everyone at COP.
Dec 2 2012 10:17PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
im really enjoting this thread
Dec 2 2012 10:20PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
wow thats actually weird as fuck
Dec 2 2012 10:22PM
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
All i want to hear from is pinknames


otherwise,

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Dec 2 2012 10:24PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
so i was in the shower, and i rubbed one out. the end,
Dec 2 2012 10:26PM
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DaffyDaDak
Posts: 864 - Karma: 433
haaaaay, i ski at cop to ^.^
Dec 2 2012 11:31PM
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ConnorD
Posts: 167 - Karma: 109
lol thats my reaction.. i read through it all waiting for this comment.... anyways


inb4 pinknames?
Dec 2 2012 11:34PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
No way me tooo.
Dec 2 2012 11:51PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I still haven't discovered it? What is this thing you speak of?
Dec 3 2012 12:56AM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
OP is touching himself while reading these posts
Dec 3 2012 1:06AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
BUT IT'S IN YOUR SIG
Dec 3 2012 1:15AM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
i saw my dog humping a teddy bear
Dec 3 2012 1:17AM
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Stickity
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and then you humped your dog right?
Dec 3 2012 1:19AM
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