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i hate my fucking mom

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danbrown
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shes being such a bitch, she said im grounded because i told her to stop fucking yelling at me, and now i can't go egging tonight with my friends and she took my fucking ipod and my xbox controller so i cant play amped or listen to music. fuck

-Dan



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Oct 30 2004 4:33PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
that sucks so much, i jsut hide my stuff when my mom gets mad at me and tell ehr to find it herself
Oct 30 2004 4:35PM
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EastCoastPride
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dude. that's so 6th grade. i'm really sorry you can't go egging with your friends or play music. smoke a blunt, take a nap and get over it.


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Oct 30 2004 4:41PM
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danbrown
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well, considering tomorrow is sunday night and its a school night, i can't do anything tomorrow night, plus theres a ton of shit going on tonight and i have no way of acquiring a blunt. plus my dad and sister are home and theyre sketchy too

-Dan



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Oct 30 2004 4:43PM
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Smithy
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yep. cant say i miss highschool all that much. soon i wont miss college either.






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Oct 30 2004 4:47PM
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lanks
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you brought it upon yourself.



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Oct 30 2004 4:47PM
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skunkfucker
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rape that fucking bitch








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Oct 30 2004 4:49PM
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murphski
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^ most intelligent comment ever, rape your mom
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Oct 30 2004 4:52PM
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skihillraod
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your dad and sis are sketchy haha. Sketchy people are cops and strangers not your dad, when you are not afraid of your mom and sister anymore you won't complain so much.


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Oct 30 2004 5:02PM
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aggro_sk8
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i noticed how he didnt tell us what his mom was yelling at him for, that might be why he got grounded, just a theory though
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Oct 30 2004 5:04PM
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Lateralis
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i hate fucking your mom too, shes too much of a slut and i get diseases left and right




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Oct 30 2004 5:10PM
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danbrown
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she said im grounded because i 'lied' to her by telling her my math test was actually a quiz, which i really said its a small test big quiz, and then she was bitching at me before so i said (on the phone) stop fucking yelling at me. and shes being gay

-Dan



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Oct 30 2004 5:15PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you sound about as dumb as your mom, which makes sense.
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Oct 30 2004 5:16PM
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SimonFiller
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what are you 12?

Oct 30 2004 5:37PM
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danbrown
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fuck you im 16


-Dan



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Oct 30 2004 5:37PM
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J.D.
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''i hate fucking your mom too, shes too much of a slut and i get diseases left and right''

I was waiting for this, and I'm overjoyed that it was Lat who jumped on the opportunity.

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Oct 30 2004 5:41PM
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alev
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im glad lat didnt go away forever

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Oct 30 2004 6:02PM
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dez22
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holy shit i hate my mom too, she only gave me 50 dollars for the weekend what bitches eh?
Oct 30 2004 6:09PM
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Bhayter10
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Who eggs anymore? Have some fucking respect for people's property.




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Oct 30 2004 6:17PM
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powder99
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grounded? wow im feeling really old right now


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Oct 30 2004 6:40PM
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nothanks
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your gonna read this in a week and feel bad and give you mom a hug, she birthed you, she loves with, so love her, dont call her a bitch


haha


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Oct 30 2004 7:07PM
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r5tommy
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my mom is so mad at me for building a starter ramp in the yard...i told her it was going to be small
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Oct 30 2004 7:09PM
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Lateralis
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wow jd, youve changed, a while back when id say things like that you end up calling me an idiot in some crazy smart way that i couldnt understand then we'd argue, but now your an alright guy




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Oct 30 2004 8:17PM
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dspin7x
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But it doesnt really make sense....It says 'I hate my fucking mom' not 'I hate fuckign my mom'.....sooo good try but not funny

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Oct 30 2004 8:24PM
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Dakoulas
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Dspin, Shut the fuck up, you rambling asshole. No one cares about your input so do us all a favor and quit taking up space. Plus the Red Sox won, aren't you supposed to be gone? Ya that's what I thought bitch.

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Oct 30 2004 8:31PM
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jcm8
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it first i thought it said 'i hate fucking my mom'


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Oct 30 2004 8:33PM
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danbrown
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tmorry you are very right

-Dan



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Oct 30 2004 8:35PM
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jcm8
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this is what i think of this thread.......



















































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Oct 30 2004 8:45PM
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Dakoulas
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Is the word for wha tyou think of this thread 'autistic'?

Help me get a Free Ipod and you will be my best friend
Oct 30 2004 8:49PM
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jcm8
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if that means retarted then yes


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Oct 30 2004 8:52PM
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danbrown
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and all your threads are just genious

-Dan



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Oct 30 2004 8:53PM
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jcm8
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i know look at page 69 and 78 of hot girl thead.... and if u were being sarcastic that must mean ur gay......... or u just look like this.........









































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Oct 30 2004 8:57PM
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scofield
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you hate your 'fucking mom'? did i catch that? is she a loosey goosey?



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Oct 30 2004 9:00PM
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ATLskier
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dude, you should have more respect for your Mom. If it weren't for her, you would be alive, and she's smarter than you. Just iunderstand that's she's doing what she's doing for your best interests. Maybe you shouldn't say all that shit to your mom, not lie, and actually have respect for her. It's not her fault you are grounded, it is your fault. You should have studied for the test. You should have told the truth and had respect. Take some responsibility for your actions.

I heard a story about Al Pochino(sp?), about how he begged and begged his mother to let him go outside and cause troible with his friends, and after is mom wouldn't let him go out, he cused at her, hated her, and wouldn't forgive her. Eventually all of those kids that caused trouble and shit died, either in fights, or going to jail. His mother saved his life by enduring all the hate he gave his mother, when all sje did was love him. Have some repect for your mother, eh?
Oct 30 2004 9:28PM
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b-ladd
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16, damn. i was gonna suggest go trick or treating on sunday.
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