This one time, I was having sex in a dressing room at a small Boutique with the girl who was working there. When I say dressing room I mean a small concealed space with a curtain on rings separating it from the shop....not really a room.
Anyway, obviously the place was empty, but we heard the bell attached to the door ring when some woman walked in. My girl collected herself real quick and went out into the main room to help the woman shopper. This lady wanted YOGA PANTS. Anyway she was like "can I try them on" and I was like "SHIT".
But there was this door leading to a tiny bathroom/utility closet attached to this not-quite dressing room so I hopped in there and literally listened while this 40 year old woman tried on yoga pants...separated from me by only an inch of wood. I got to here her as she asked my girl who was obvi nervous from what I could here if they made her look fat.
Just remembered that. Sorry.