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I have a vegan chick coming over in 30 minutes..

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Phil-X-
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30 minutes so im low on time, shes gonna want the d and need I answers


Will she swallow or do I havta warn her?

Idk what the vegan view on swallowing is since its basically animal product, all real answers get +K, thanks guys
Nov 29 2012 9:01PM
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Pill_Cosby
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tell her to think of your schlong as a cucumber not a hot dog.
Nov 29 2012 9:02PM
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corona
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at least tell her you're free range
Nov 29 2012 9:03PM
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987321654hgfd
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Cum in her hair.
Nov 29 2012 9:04PM
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CheddarJack
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tell her your skin is faux leather and pubes are faux fur
Nov 29 2012 9:05PM
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Peter.
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when she puts her mouth on your dick tell her that you just dipped it in several meat products


so she isn't vegan anymore
Nov 29 2012 9:05PM
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Darth.Maul
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Tell her your sperm is a great alternative to soybeans for protein and that it is a readily available and renewable resource!
Nov 29 2012 9:05PM
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Spinoza
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Nov 29 2012 9:06PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i always am like, "Yeah, I'l warn you....don't worry." except i don't...or i'll warn them right after I blow. i hate it when girls act like it's fucking toxic poison. i don't really give a fuck if you don't swallow it, but at least get the fucking job done and spit it out.

Tip for some of you younger dudes - eating lots of pineapple will make your jizz taste sweet. avoid strong foods, i.e. garlic, onions, etc. as they make your jizz taste bad.
Nov 29 2012 9:07PM
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Anathema
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or if youre me, a baby carrot

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Nov 29 2012 9:09PM
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El_Barto.
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Nov 29 2012 9:11PM
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division.bell
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This could be considered conditioning material in some circles.
Nov 29 2012 9:11PM
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1337
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great idea peter! Tell a woman with her mouth around your penis that you tricked her and dipped it in meat products that she doesn't eat. I see this going well!

*CHOMP*
Nov 29 2012 9:13PM
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Peter.
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maybe i have a personal vendetta against OP and want his dick bitten off







meanwhile, at the

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Nov 29 2012 9:16PM
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edai
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The catch is that she still won't eat meat.
Nov 29 2012 9:16PM
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Bonzalo
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ninja pics of the bish

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Nov 29 2012 9:21PM
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easy.steezy
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I did a vegan chick a couple months ago. They're kinky as fuck man, and into all that weird shit....
Nov 29 2012 9:25PM
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1337
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Not sure who would get the last laugh, OP because the girl ate his meat, or girl because OP no longer has a penis

O.o
Nov 29 2012 9:25PM
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squashmosh
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Trollllllllin.

Also...refer to oral sex head...her vagina probably tastes great apparently.
Nov 29 2012 9:26PM
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