"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
"So fucking terrifying...thank god I've been stockpiling porn on my hard drive for years now Kinda like Noah's Ark but with porn" -TheQuailman
R.I.P CR Johnson 2/24/10
my identity ? bro mah identity at the corner of highland n third mothafucka i droped that when i was three or four years old... i crawled in mah daddys closet pulled out his nine and it was game over from their sun,. like i said i was born inn kamfil﻿ pensilvania i ride ski resorts you know? u know what im sayin? ..'im black
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3) Don't suck.
"I'd prefer ON3P to be a strictly 'gyspy only' company thank you." -Ginko
It takes me 25 minutes to fly across the state of Texas at cruise mach including climbout, vectors, and approach. If we push it up to .9 mach we are going almost 600 knots ground speed and could do it way faster. Jets are fast man.
"For me, my family, my friends and skiing, that is for me. That's my life. The joy I get from skiing... that's worth dying for." - CR Johnson
To everbody complaining about lag, you need one powerful fucking computer or you can forget having fun on flight simulator. If you do have a bomb computer flight simulator is simply insane. Check out the vid I posted like 3rd post
this thread ruined my what could have been productive morning. Forgot all about the simulator till I came here. I have flown around the whole West Kootenays, through the Grand Canyon, from Sacramento over Tahoe to Reno turned and headed down the spine of the Sierra Nevada crossed over to Vegas and crashed into the strip, took off from Katmandu and did a couple fly by's over Everest. I think I'm simulator'd out for a bit.