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Selling a pinky toe on eBay

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KravtZ
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Decided I'm going to attempt to sell my pinky toe on eBay. Plenty of morons out there who might actually buy it. Some girl sold her v card for like 800,000 and some moron bought it. I'm gunna list it at I think 10,000 starting bid. Owe about 45 thousand on school loans paid off half so this would give me a pretty solid boost and who needs there pinkies anyways.

What you think NS
Nov 29 2012 1:57PM
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Blurst
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Is it going to be an at home amputation?
Nov 29 2012 1:58PM
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FrenchFriar
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I'll give you
Nov 29 2012 1:59PM
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Sno.
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threads.
Nov 29 2012 1:59PM
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Rialb
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There need to be an amputation video
Nov 29 2012 2:02PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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they disallowed this sort of thing years ago
Nov 29 2012 2:03PM
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El_Barto.
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I'll give you 20 bucks to eat a really old piece of bacon
Nov 29 2012 2:05PM
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gnarles.
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So goodbye to your balance
Nov 29 2012 2:05PM
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theBearJew
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is it a BOGO deal?
Nov 29 2012 2:06PM
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gnaRWal
Posts: 858 - Karma: 229
I don't know duder, this may affect your arm-wrestling abilities
Nov 29 2012 2:07PM
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theabortionator
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Make up some bad story about how you chopped it off for a girl and make a piece of art to send with it to the winner
Nov 29 2012 2:07PM
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iSmokeweed
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the pinky toe is about as usefull as your appendix (which servers no purpose)
Nov 29 2012 2:08PM
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Rosbif
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I'm almost certain that ebay has rules against selling organs and body parts. Probably somewhere to sell it on the deep web though.
Nov 29 2012 2:09PM
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Mag
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You're an idiot.
Nov 29 2012 2:13PM
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Sno.
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I am also an idiot. Does it play a major role in one's balance? I wouldn't be suprised if it had a large effect or none at all. My pinky toe is literally the size of an unshelled peanut.
Nov 29 2012 2:18PM
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HWW
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Sell it in the 8th level of the internet.
Nov 29 2012 2:20PM
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Wompuscat
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Yeah, the pinky toe would play a small role in balance. You're body would compensate for the missing piece though. Also, while yes, you can have your appendix removed, it still serves a purpose in the body. Much like the spleen, while you dont need it, it does serve a purpose. I believe he was referring the the above poster as an idiot because he just claims all out that certain parts of the body serve no function.
Nov 29 2012 2:32PM
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Round-Four
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your pinky toe, big toe, and heel are the three primary balance points on the foot. if youre going to lop off a toe, take the ring or middle one since they are in the middle and have much less effect on your balance.
Nov 29 2012 2:46PM
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klayer_9
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Relevant
Nov 29 2012 3:25PM
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El_Barto.
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a real man would cut his entire foot off. stump life
Nov 29 2012 3:26PM
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.frenchy
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My threads to see if this actually happens or not.
Nov 29 2012 3:28PM
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CheddarJack
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Please post the link to the ebay listing when you make it
Nov 29 2012 5:13PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Did Van Gogh ever end up nailing the chick he sent his ear to?
Nov 29 2012 6:16PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
You could probably get a hell of a lot more for a kidney.....and you really only need one. Granted, it's illegal to harvest and sell organs in North America, but that doesn't mean it's impossible....
Nov 29 2012 8:01PM
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KravtZ
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haha dam unfortunate. My pinky toes are mad small anyways so i dont think i would have affected my balance that much. Anyways worth a thought. You know there are some fucking idiots out there who would have bought this for whatever the reason
Nov 29 2012 8:10PM
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KravtZ
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Deal.

Can i atleast cook it before hand? If not thats pretty raw (literally) so i would probably do it for minimum of 45
Nov 29 2012 8:11PM
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bakedpow
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humans will eventually not have pinky toes... evolution baby.
Nov 29 2012 8:15PM
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deleted5
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well your not a Brazilian supermodel, and i can't have sex with your toe so i don't want it.
Nov 29 2012 8:15PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you really have no idea how much you actually use your pinky toe for balance....until you break the fucking thing. seriously dude...you'd really fucking miss it if it were gone.
Nov 29 2012 8:25PM
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act.resist
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sell it on craigslist, I'm sure you can find someone who'll chop it off for you too.
Nov 29 2012 8:48PM
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E-Nix
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I believe you need to change that to wouldn't have sex with your toe.

Nov 29 2012 8:54PM
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El_Barto.
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yea, it'll be cooked. its gotta sit on the stove marinating in its own grease for a few days. chances are it would collect some fuzzies and cat hair in that time as well
Nov 29 2012 9:06PM
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KravtZ
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ill do it
Nov 30 2012 8:06AM
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Bread_Fish
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Are you kidding me, well you probably wont be able to run well and definately not ski as well.

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Nov 30 2012 8:29AM
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Bonzalo
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Nov 30 2012 8:32AM
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Huck_Norris
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Yeah but nobody can fuck your toe's ass. Therefore OP=fail.
Nov 30 2012 10:11AM
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beezey
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I would be fucked. I'd sell off a more middle toe instead of an outside toe
Nov 30 2012 10:52AM
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Peach.
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Someone always has to ruin the fun.
On a completely related note, does anyone want to buy my ACL?
Nov 30 2012 11:04AM
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dirty.
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I was really hoping to see this. +k

Im staying. Im finishing my coffee...enjoying my coffee
Nov 30 2012 11:19AM
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GingLife
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Implying at one time you could sell anything? Damn government regulations, older generations had all the fun
Nov 30 2012 11:45AM
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