What the fuck did you just fucking say about
me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in
the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on
Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla
warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are
nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with
p
recision the likes of which has never
been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can
get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,
fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across
the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for
the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere,
anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just
with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat,
but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine
Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass
off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have
known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to
bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But
you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn
idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re
fucking dead, kiddo.
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