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Brain Surgery of the Bathroom

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Guard_Puma
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One of the more monotonously frustrating things of the day (perhaps life?): when you wash your hands in long sleeves, and they come flying back down your arms mid sudsy scrub. Can't push them back up (for fear of soap covered sleeves), and can't just rinse off freely (for fear of soaked sleeves). Finishing the washing process successfully after that point is a daunting task.

Anybody relate? What other super mundane problems put little challenges in your lives?
inb4 #firstworldproblems
Nov 26 2012 3:05PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,341
I cant fit my dick in my pants, I gotta go commando to make room.
Nov 26 2012 3:07PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Poop splashes.
Nov 26 2012 3:11PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
My toaster is too deep for my bagels so i have to use a fork (crane?) to get them out.
Nov 26 2012 3:12PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
when i was 6 i took a shit in the bathtub
Nov 26 2012 3:13PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
same I couldn't figure out why my dad was mad that he has to pick up my log
Nov 26 2012 3:15PM
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Kebec
Posts: 627 - Karma: 74
my life ambitions are to be a brain surgeon
Nov 26 2012 3:45PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
What I really hate is when you go into a public bathroom, and lean against the sink to wash your hands. After you are done, you realize there was water running down the side of the sink area, and it looks like you pissed yourself. That bothers me.
Nov 26 2012 3:49PM
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Spinoza
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old problem: when my penis touches the front of the bowl.
has since been resolved via a piece of toilet paper draped over the front of the bowl, acting like a guard form the cold, wet ceramic
Nov 26 2012 3:50PM
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Puns
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but when you piss yourself in the public washroom you have an excuse, so it's good and bad
Nov 26 2012 3:52PM
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whoa-dere
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i hate when the water changes temperature when i take a shower
Nov 26 2012 3:55PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
What I really can't stand is when someone has a better looking business card then me.
I'd happens very rarely but I will make sure to settle the matter personally.
Nov 26 2012 3:56PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
not knowing which way the door opens. having my shirt get pulled off with my hoody. butt lava.
Nov 26 2012 3:58PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
American psycho?
Nov 26 2012 3:58PM
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CheddarJack
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I farted and it felt really good, but then my room reeked until I sprayed some fabreeze.
Nov 26 2012 4:11PM
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Sno.
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This made me "dawww"

Nov 26 2012 4:15PM
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TheStamos
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Most toilets are way to fucking small. I hate them like you wouldnt believe. If i just let it free fall its gonna hit the water or the inside of the toilet. And i cant just let it sit on the seat, fuck that. So i find myself having to manage my dick the whole time and instead of releaxing it becomes a godamn board game.

Nov 26 2012 4:15PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
trying to take a piss into a toilet with a boner... i have to wait and loose my hard on, while holding in my piss
Nov 26 2012 4:17PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
2:19
Nov 26 2012 4:20PM
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accualyisdolan
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This
Nov 26 2012 4:47PM
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accualyisdolan
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Haha American psycho
Nov 26 2012 4:49PM
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taylornicky
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Tip of the day: most business doors open towards the outside – in case of a fire.
Nov 26 2012 4:51PM
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accualyisdolan
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That whole video was gold
Nov 26 2012 4:58PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
When you can't take a dump at home or the toilet will clog.
Nov 26 2012 5:17PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
loading screens. Fuck
Nov 26 2012 5:27PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Nothing worse then trying to pee with a morning wood.
Nov 26 2012 6:26PM
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bakedpow
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when you forget goggles or gloves going skiing
running out of gas
forgetting about a test
Nov 26 2012 6:31PM
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Phil-X-
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so good.
Nov 26 2012 6:40PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Forgot my jacket at home. FUCK.
Nov 26 2012 6:46PM
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_Garagely_
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After I have taken a piss and I realize I accidentally pissed all over my pants and underwear and onto the floor
Nov 26 2012 6:54PM
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