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Things the weird people in your dorm talk about...

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The.Man
Posts: 212 - Karma: 249
Sitting in my room right now, listening to the conversation I hear going on outside...

Five weird ass guys on my floor are discussing what it would be like if you died or passed out while jacking off / how it would happen / what would happen

And I'm all like

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What weird shit have you heard?

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Nov 25 2012 10:33PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
Dude you hear some weird shit. My freshman year telling a couple of girls how they (the guys) enjoy sucking dick. Fat ones precisely.
Nov 25 2012 10:34PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
yo i heard college was sick
Nov 25 2012 10:39PM
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.AR6rider.
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Freshman year, I heard my suite-mate in the shower with his girlfriend when

Girl: "What the fuck? Are you pissing in the shower? That's gross."
Guy: "I'm currently washing your shit off my dick and you think me pissing in the shower is gross? Come on."

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Nov 25 2012 10:41PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
fuck that.
Nov 25 2012 10:42PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
Where should we throw the body?
Nov 25 2012 10:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
They weren't kidding either. Found a day later this one freshman went missing. Wasn't surprised when foul play was suspected.


I guess that's what I get for going to a shitty school in the hood.
Nov 25 2012 10:44PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
"GET IN A FUCKING COCOON! I AM THE ALPHA MALE!"
Nov 25 2012 10:44PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
So OP, you're telling me you've never dabbled in auto-erotic asphyxiation?
Nov 25 2012 10:49PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 3,181
I lost
Nov 25 2012 10:50PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Apparently not, I guess he is missing out.
Nov 25 2012 10:51PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
i heard my neighbors boyfriend say "shut up or ill fist you"
Nov 25 2012 10:54PM
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Bonzalo
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Nov 25 2012 10:57PM
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The.Man
Posts: 212 - Karma: 249
"If you're moving forwards, you're moving away from the dick coming into your butt"

Now they're talking about the dynamics of butt sex

"by moving forwards as the dick moves forwards you cancel out the reaction"

and now circle buttsex


these are live updates btw

I'm 90% they're out there demonstrating the thrusting dynamics with their hips.

And now the fat one is talking about how "sex is you penetrating and pushing forwards until it hits a point at which he or she moves forwards, which then moves forwards too until you withdraw." "

"Compression can theoretically be made then during insertion"

i can't deal with this shit
Nov 25 2012 11:01PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
where do you go to school?
Nov 25 2012 11:02PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i heard these 2 guys talking about raping and killing OP.
Nov 25 2012 11:06PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
The other day "WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE PRETZELS EVERYWHERE" Next morning I open the door and the entire hallway for about 25 feet is littered with broken pretzels and broken glass is all over the stairs.. I still would like to know what happened
Nov 25 2012 11:07PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
yesterday i heard a guy asking another guy if he wanted to smoke some weed. they were going to do it like a cigarette.
Nov 25 2012 11:51PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
guy 1: "I know you dont sleep walk, why the fuck do I keep waking up with you in my bed"

guy 2: "You smell like my girlfriend, drunk me doesnt know better"

guy 1: "Fuck you"
Nov 25 2012 11:56PM
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GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
I have heard some weird conversations as well
Nov 26 2012 12:00AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i live at the end of the hall near a lounge room at the end, people will go in there to have private conversations like break ups. I hear a heated argument going on, when they eventually made and they started having sex on the couch out in the open...

some creeper on the top floor of another dorm was pointing his laser pointer outside of his dorm yelling "CHASE IT LIKE A CAT!" while point it on the ground in front of people.

everyone- "TATCHOSSSSSSS"

Girl walking down my hall -"He tried pulling the naked man on you?"


Nov 26 2012 12:01AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
threads until i can remember some weird shit that I heard in the dorms last year
Nov 26 2012 12:15AM
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ski.cats
Posts: 577 - Karma: 352
you seem far too easily offended
Nov 26 2012 12:20AM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
Your mom goes to college
Nov 26 2012 12:48AM
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