Did Papppas tell the you his theory on the on the bank robbers yet?
The Ex-Presidents are skiers.
Look at the goggle tan on this guy.
Oh, well, he must be a skier?
Last year, Nixon scuffs the counter when he's going over, so there is a soil sample. Non-specific mud. Traces of leaves,
traces of sand, traces of wax.
So l become a wax expert. Now, there's something like 1337 products.
Candle wax, car wax, moustache wax. Could be anything. Guy's waxing his moustache at the beach, gets sand in it, takes it off with a shoe. Shoe scuffs the counter...
Would you just shut up a minute! Listen! Maybe you'll learn something. The lab gave us three possible matches.
This is one of them.
Swix Wax! Yeah.
You're not into kinky shit, are you?
Not yet! Skiers use this. They rub it on their skis for speed.
Thanks for the tip.
You're welcome for the tip. Here's another.Check out the dates on these robberies. It's strictly a summer job for these idiots. Four months. June to October. Same the year before. That's right. We have one more month. We won't see 'em till next summer.
They're traveling on the money, going where the powder is.
The Ex-Presidents rip off banks to finance their endless winter!
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