'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'
'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'
'I just want to be popular on the internet.'
'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay'
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'Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush.' - Shaggy
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THE WORST PART ABOUT BEING ATLANTASKI IS BEING A IGNORANT RED-NECK
my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair