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What should I get engraved on my stethoscope

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MNS
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Not PIHB, has to be semi professional.

+k for clever suggestions
Nov 24 2012 1:40PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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the doctor is in ;)

with the winkey face of course
Nov 24 2012 1:41PM
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Peter.
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'tell me where it hurts'
Nov 24 2012 1:49PM
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Chinchi
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"Boof it"
Nov 24 2012 1:50PM
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grown-ninja
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All I want is bitches, big booty bitches? Should work
Nov 24 2012 1:50PM
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iSmokeweed
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met a girl with a big booty so i called her big booty
Nov 24 2012 2:05PM
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roddy116
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the beater
Nov 24 2012 2:07PM
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prosnurfer
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Just beat it!
Nov 24 2012 2:12PM
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whoa-dere
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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY
Nov 24 2012 3:14PM
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powderdrunkie
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Doctor zoarders
Nov 24 2012 3:17PM
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Blurst
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Dogs and cats = Friends forever
Nov 24 2012 3:22PM
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Rafiki
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bend over and cough
Nov 24 2012 3:24PM
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squibble
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i hate birds
Nov 24 2012 3:25PM
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Toaster-Tony
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this.

Or "Blame my mama I'm a thug nigga"
Nov 24 2012 3:29PM
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Rialb
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If chiropractor: "Crackin spines and notchin nines"
Nov 24 2012 3:38PM
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wait.what
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snap
Nov 24 2012 3:40PM
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theabortionator
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SIIHB

Poop dick

Jesus did bathsalts

Just boof it

Nov 24 2012 3:43PM
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Spinoza
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"stethoscope"


so you dont forget
Nov 24 2012 3:45PM
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theabortionator
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Smoke weed errrday
Nov 24 2012 3:49PM
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Dragonite.
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"I diddle my patients"
Nov 24 2012 3:53PM
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theabortionator
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"There's a camera in this taking pictures of your titties and you don't even know :)"
Nov 24 2012 4:01PM
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corona
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for sure this
Nov 24 2012 4:02PM
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2_fadez
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'bend over and cough twice'

or '&hearts'
Nov 24 2012 4:02PM
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Tinga
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now close your eyes and open your mouth.

How many characters can we use?
Nov 24 2012 4:04PM
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Ric.
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"pee in her butt"
Nov 24 2012 4:19PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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DR.NS or Doctor NS
Nov 24 2012 4:20PM
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Willgum
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Dre ( Like Dr.Dre?)
Or just

8=D
Nov 24 2012 4:25PM
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theabortionator
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Pretend it's a popsicle. If you bite down I'll kill you
Nov 24 2012 4:35PM
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KLovelace
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dr. honey boo boo child
Nov 24 2012 4:39PM
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Anathema
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my boss has a sweet silver pen that a patient gave to him one day that says "miracle worker" on it. i thought that was freaking awesome.
Nov 24 2012 4:40PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I like this one
Nov 24 2012 4:48PM
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IDMT_BC024
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Dr. Gnar
Nov 24 2012 4:48PM
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Rialb
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Get it engraved with the word "RENTAL" in all caps so any time you're using it on someone they'll question your credentials
Nov 24 2012 4:51PM
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no_steeze
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"Don't trust this guy"
Nov 24 2012 4:52PM
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MNS
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I'm starting off with nursing. I'm gonna try and get into med but ill feel like an idiot if it says doctor and I don't get it
Nov 24 2012 4:53PM
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Rialb
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Or just file a shit ton of notches in it and if anyone asks tell them it's for every patient that's died on you
Nov 24 2012 4:54PM
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MNS
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Dang. Only 11 characters max. I just got my first/last name. Thx for the input--I'll karma load u guys later. It's a $300 stethoscope and apparently people like to steal them, so maybe my name on it will be useful
Nov 24 2012 6:06PM
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7springsprod
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Your name?
Nov 24 2012 6:15PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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At my dads office they have a base ball bat and on the side it says "Anesthetic"
thought Id share.
Nov 24 2012 6:28PM
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JAHBRADOR
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gaaaayyyyy.jpg
Nov 24 2012 6:54PM
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vandersteeze
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[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5030/supz.jpg&size=400x1000[/img]
Nov 24 2012 7:29PM
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vandersteeze
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Crap
Nov 24 2012 7:30PM
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volvotom
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Littman? Buy from allheart.com best prices because they sell in bulk.

I have the cardiology III it's nice. Bought my sister a classic II when she started her BSN program (would have gone for one of the cardiology models but she tends to lose everything, haha).

Just do like first name, last initial

They are stolen all the time.
Nov 24 2012 7:34PM
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MNS
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yea shits expensive and i hear that they are stolen a LOT.

i ordered from stethoscopes.ca because i live in canada. same price as allheart would've cost me + they gave me free engraving and a carrying case

I was gonna get the #3 but then i just decided to get the master, i dunno why. I just figured it's expensive and i'll have it a while and it was only like $40 more.
Nov 24 2012 7:37PM
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volvotom
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Only downside of the Master Card is when you have to use it on peds patients. With the smaller kids the larger bell isn't as precise. We would do a lot of peds when I did Ambulance - Critical Care Transport which is why I chose the III over the master. But if you're not seeing patients like that every shift it's not necessary.
Nov 24 2012 7:43PM
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accualyisdolan
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Everyday I'm rustlin
Nov 24 2012 7:45PM
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Bread_Fish
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Nov 24 2012 7:47PM
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WestWoods
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"Don't worry, I'm a doctor"
"My owners a pro"
"how could you be so heartless"
"My ankles are broken"
Nov 24 2012 7:48PM
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t-roy
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hmm the stethoscope I had to buy was like $50 bucks, no special engravings for mine.
Nov 24 2012 7:57PM
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proZach
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my first one got stolen so I got my last name. the littmans are super nice. I think I have the standard II, but I've never had too much difficulty listening to anything
Nov 24 2012 8:29PM
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ChungBol
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hairy balls
Nov 24 2012 8:33PM
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