'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
Mattman it looks more like a Japanese Rising sun, I knwo this cuase im a self proclaimed ninjai
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
What a coincidence, I thought the same exact thing... And I too, am a self proclaimed Ninja, AND I've actually been to Japan, so I got to hang with some ninja's and hippo's, and throw ninja stars... And this one time, I karate chooped this other ninja, hard. And cut his pnkie off with my hand, I was so pumped!
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
one time i was at the bedtime and i tried to open the broccoli but i couldnt because inside was the conundrum - destroy (in response to the crack addict thread)