yeah so in health class we were talking about rape and i was like 'if a 16 year old girl and a 3 year old boy have sex, is it the girls fault?' just to be funny.. so after class the teacher stops me and is like 'thats your 2 time talking about pedifiles this year' and so i was like 'ok?' and she actually said 'Connor, are you a pedifile or have you been raped?' and i said 'yeah mrs. hazzard, i bet i rape 3 year olds' and walked out.. she later informed the office of my question and i got a detention for like 'innapropriate use of class time' and 'innapropriate wording' or some gay shit like that.. they later called my mom (20 mins. ago) and told her some shit that i like sticking my penis in developing fetus's... since my mom is the woman, she told them that that's the dumbest thing she's ever heard and i was just joking and not to get so uptight..
i'd also like to add that its pretty ironic that my HEALTH teacher's name is MRS. HAZZARD and shes the fattest woman in the school
and i do not rape little children
'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs