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Do you fold or ball your toilet paper?

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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
I fold...
Nov 18 2012 9:07PM
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AndyGreen
Posts: 827 - Karma: 61
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Nov 18 2012 9:08PM
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crieschl
Posts: 644 - Karma: 108
ball. well kinda, more like lightly crumple
Nov 18 2012 9:10PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Ball. I don't care enough to fold.
Nov 18 2012 9:10PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
both
Nov 18 2012 9:12PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
fold.

If I ball I get toilet paper pieces raping my asshole
Nov 18 2012 9:12PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
I'm a baller
Nov 18 2012 9:13PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
this
Nov 18 2012 9:14PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
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Nov 18 2012 9:14PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
Fold, I need that nice smooth feeling on my asshole
Nov 18 2012 9:16PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
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Nov 18 2012 9:16PM
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swd
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It's all about the Charmin ultra strong. Don't you watch commercials?
Nov 18 2012 9:16PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,437
Fold. Why the fuck would you ball it? Uses a bunch or to get less surface area. What a shitty idea.
Nov 18 2012 9:17PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Haha, you guys rub balls on your assholes!
Nov 18 2012 9:17PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
people ball their toilet paper?
Nov 18 2012 9:19PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Just crumple
Nov 18 2012 9:20PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
Yeah that's really weird. I would recommend everyone switches to folding.
Nov 18 2012 9:21PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
take a strip of about 8 squares and fold that bitch in half.
Nov 18 2012 9:21PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Two squares. Fold in half, wipe, repeat. Crumpling is stupid and inefficient.
Nov 18 2012 9:22PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
i rap it around my hand then hold it and then dig waaayyy deep.
Nov 18 2012 9:23PM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,824
this. you gotta crumple it into a big enough shield to protect your hand from the mess
Nov 18 2012 9:24PM
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mmmpoundcake
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 149
i lol'ed
Nov 18 2012 9:24PM
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.Annydrew.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 38
who the fuck doesn't fold?
Nov 18 2012 9:25PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
your all a bunch of tree killers!
Nov 18 2012 9:47PM
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ihitchadsgap
Posts: 472 - Karma: 55
fuck wiping!!!
Nov 18 2012 9:49PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
You have it figure out.
Nov 18 2012 9:50PM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
I do both it depends where i am in my menstrual cycle
Nov 18 2012 9:51PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
I definitely ball but I have this super weird friend named taggert and he just uses his hand to wipe then uses the sink...
Nov 18 2012 9:51PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
people actually ball??? seems so inefficient and wierd
Nov 18 2012 9:53PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
both.
Nov 18 2012 10:02PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Ball, but I'm gonna start folding after seeing this thread
Nov 18 2012 10:03PM
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crieschl
Posts: 644 - Karma: 108
'yall just hatin on a baller
Nov 18 2012 10:03PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,198
I have always balled and never really thought about it. Maybe I'll try folding next time.
Nov 18 2012 10:07PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
fold of course. you ballers are cray
Nov 18 2012 10:10PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
crumble...i find the rougher surface area is much better at removing dookie...
Nov 18 2012 10:18PM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
fold, unless it's that crappy public washroom toilet paper
Nov 18 2012 10:21PM
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FrenchFriar
Posts: 90 - Karma: 71
Even if its two ply you fold that TP!
Nov 18 2012 10:30PM
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Ricky.
Posts: 208 - Karma: 221
Allow me to FF this thread: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/mobile/forumread/id/715964/
Nov 18 2012 10:33PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
This is a demonstration of what i do.
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Nov 18 2012 10:34PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
I just use my fingers because I don't smell anything anymore
Nov 18 2012 10:36PM
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-Alpha2-
Posts: 355 - Karma: 96
this
Nov 18 2012 10:38PM
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Fold, I'm all about efficiency
Nov 18 2012 10:39PM
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Skiing.Nz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 49
Fold when at home using good toilet paper. But when you're out in public toilets you have to crumple. The half-ply sandpaper they put in there for you to uses doesn't work very well folding.
Nov 18 2012 10:48PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
how much and where can i find one of these marvelous contraptions?
Nov 18 2012 10:51PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
you're talking about the chick, right?
Nov 18 2012 10:52PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
it's a leafblower attached with something to put the paper on. the attachment shouldn't be hard to make.
Nov 18 2012 10:55PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
Posts: 434 - Karma: 389
pretty much
Nov 18 2012 10:55PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Thats a paint roller.
Nov 18 2012 10:57PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Solid point
Nov 18 2012 10:58PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
i cant understand why ppl ball. take like 4 sheets and fold them in half and bobs your uncle!
Nov 18 2012 11:08PM
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