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Just bought $251.49 Worth of twinkies!

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theabortionator
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Yeah that's expensive as fuck, but it's cheaper than most people are buying them for. Would rather buy them now and have them than crave one in a couple weeks and not be able to get one.


I got 10 boxes for that btw. So it's not like I paid 50+ for them. And honestly in a couple weeks people will probably be paying hundreds for them. Figured they last forever so YOLO


That is all. At the mountain when I go down to the lodge for lunch, I'll be enjoying a nice golden twinkie, jealous yet?
Nov 17 2012 2:51PM
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act.resist
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i'm 19 and ive on and off partied since i was a freshman haha
Nov 18 2012 3:41PM
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2_fadez
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this

"nice, my stomach is now empty of all that alcohol I drank. BETTER KEEP GOIN"
Nov 18 2012 3:45PM
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Sno.
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yes-- a matter of time...

Nov 18 2012 3:47PM
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Bateman
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then you never drink enough
Nov 18 2012 3:53PM
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TheClap.
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drank*
Nov 18 2012 4:18PM
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Bateman
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touche


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Nov 18 2012 5:17PM
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act.resist
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it could be either
Nov 18 2012 6:48PM
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lord-steezus
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Depends where you're from. Some places frown upon "drank".
Nov 18 2012 6:56PM
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TheClap.
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Ive never drink and drove before

but i have

drank and drove
Nov 18 2012 6:58PM
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act.resist
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it depends on whether you're talking about me in the past or me in the present.

present: i dont drink enough

past: i didn't...don't...

come to think of it drank doesnt work at all, you're wrong LAWYER'D
Nov 18 2012 7:02PM
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Spinoza
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Do you not have those? That's sad I'll mail you some pm me
Nov 18 2012 7:28PM
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Peach.
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I*
Nov 18 2012 7:35PM
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TheClap.
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Actually

Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I could been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but if I'm right.....
Nov 18 2012 7:41PM
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act.resist
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oh wait you're right, but only conditionally. I was thinking he said "you don't drink enough."  in which case it would make sense to say "you don't drank enough."

but who the hell cares anyways
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Nov 18 2012 8:37PM
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Wallisch_pl
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pretty sure another company bought them out so there will be more twinkies....and I think twinkies taste bad
Nov 18 2012 8:44PM
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TheClap.
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good thing no one cares about your opinion
Nov 18 2012 9:24PM
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Inline.
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I'm going to find a recipe online for homemade diabetes so I can cook up some fresh diabetes, instead of paying a shit ton of money for used diabetes.
Nov 18 2012 9:36PM
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Desired_Name
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I once paid $251.49 for an asian hooker to inject a syringe with concentrated type 2 diabetus into my butt
Nov 18 2012 9:51PM
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Mr.Luke
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I fucked a Twinkie once.


We both creamed.


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Nov 18 2012 11:09PM
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Dustin.
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I hope you didn't pull that money from your abortion fund.
Nov 19 2012 12:33AM
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PeppermillReno
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OP must be seriously butthurt right now.

At least he can stuff down as many twinkies as he wants to cheer himself up.


Given the nature of his posts I am shocked he hasn't updated this thread justifying the purchase.
Nov 19 2012 1:31AM
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TijmenDal
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I've never had twinkies. Should check if they have them at the store. Not that they look good, but they're such a typical American thing and I can't leave this world without having tried them
Nov 19 2012 1:34AM
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theabortionator
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Tune in for the next episode of when kids try to be funny 3.
Nov 19 2012 2:36AM
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theabortionator
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Yes. We don't do anything without at least one twinkie in hand. In some states it's now illegal to drive with a twinkie in each hand, but you can still drive with one twinkie in all 50 states.



Everyone loves a twinkie

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Nov 19 2012 2:38AM
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volvotom
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Bimbo seems the most interested in buying the production/naming rights. Should be interesting.
Nov 19 2012 1:18PM
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~bagelz~
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that made my day
Nov 19 2012 1:35PM
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Wallisch_pl
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ya
Nov 19 2012 3:08PM
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Wallisch_pl
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double post but i re-read that and I realized that you sounded retarded haha, I mean a 5 year old could have thought of that sentence, oh and really that's a good thing!!
Nov 19 2012 3:11PM
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Peter.
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twinkies are gross anyway
Nov 19 2012 3:28PM
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lord-steezus
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pretty sure thats a slinky
Nov 19 2012 4:46PM
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fujarome
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it would appear that I've been eating slinkies all these years instead of twinkies then....





not the least bit upset about hostess. twinkies really aren't good.
Nov 19 2012 5:41PM
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chill_davis
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yes
Nov 20 2012 9:35AM
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