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Just bought $251.49 Worth of twinkies!

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theabortionator
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Yeah that's expensive as fuck, but it's cheaper than most people are buying them for. Would rather buy them now and have them than crave one in a couple weeks and not be able to get one.


I got 10 boxes for that btw. So it's not like I paid 50+ for them. And honestly in a couple weeks people will probably be paying hundreds for them. Figured they last forever so YOLO


That is all. At the mountain when I go down to the lodge for lunch, I'll be enjoying a nice golden twinkie, jealous yet?
Nov 17 2012 2:51PM
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Bateman
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I've never had a twinkie. In my entire life. You must feel my pain, i'm sure of it.

You must send me a twinkie in the mail. In return, i'll grant you something most valuable for your efforts.
Nov 17 2012 8:09PM
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ARMADAR7
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Twinkies only last a month
Nov 17 2012 8:52PM
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TallTeeNation
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OP knows his shit check out ebay prices are rocketing
Nov 17 2012 9:07PM
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Peach.
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I've been selling them on eBay for insane prices.
Hostess wasn't above capitalizing on America's obesity problem and neither am I.
Nov 17 2012 9:35PM
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mrnewm
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Twinkies don't actually last forever.....
Nov 17 2012 9:37PM
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Cotter
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I too have never eaten a twinkie. They don't seem all that great.
Nov 17 2012 9:49PM
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Big_Spence
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Nov 17 2012 10:26PM
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Ski_Alot
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noob inbound
Nov 17 2012 10:28PM
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EastCoast.
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I thought this was a joke at first...

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=twinkies&_sacat=0&_from=R40
Nov 17 2012 10:41PM
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B.Aussie
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Clever boy
Nov 17 2012 10:51PM
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2_fadez
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it should be a joke.
I never realized there were so many morons out there
Nov 17 2012 10:55PM
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lgski
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It's all a hoax just to sell more twinkies. Duh
Nov 17 2012 11:48PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Sister kept one of top of the water heater for two months for a science project, with stinky ski gear gettin dried. No mold. No signs of decomposition. Where is your god now?
Nov 17 2012 11:53PM
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lgski
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Just went to Walmart. Cleared out. Fuck
Nov 17 2012 11:59PM
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PeppermillReno
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Yikes... I don't see how people can honestly think these things will appreciate in value.

They wont stay fresh for over a year...

There is a sucker born every minute.

But seriously stuff doesn't stay fresh that long these days. Don't you idiots know this?

Even canned stuff tastes funky once you get to the sell by.

And I won't buy certain things if the sell by is within the next month (crackers or chips something you want crispy and fresh.)

Bud and Bud Lite taste like butthole if not drinken within the recommended 90 days of brewing or close.
Nov 18 2012 12:01AM
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grapejuice3000+
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the person who sold you 100 twinkies for 250 dollars is sitting in his room loling about how stupid you are
Nov 18 2012 12:02AM
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theabortionator
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siggin this
Nov 18 2012 12:11AM
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theabortionator
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Bud and bud light always taste like butthole. Your argument is invalid.

I usually hate when people make comments about english, as I don't give a fuck about proper english but "drinken"?

God I hope you're just fucking with me.
Nov 18 2012 12:15AM
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Obese.Geese
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Dont you guys know walmart makes the same thing as a twinkie for the same price and they will never die cause its walmart... Fuck yes, the twinkie lives on bitches
Nov 18 2012 1:19AM
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Sno.
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really? beanie babies and tickle me elmos didn't raise your awareness at all?
Nov 18 2012 2:31AM
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Sno.
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ugh. that's like saying nike lives on through payless shoes.
Nov 18 2012 2:33AM
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Toasty.
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this will soon be america looking for twinkies


Nov 18 2012 2:58AM
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PeppermillReno
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I'd rather make a grammatical error than spend 250 on crappy junk food.

I don't know whats worse that you purchased them for your own consumption/as an investment.

Twinkies aren't even good. All those things suck.
Nov 18 2012 3:12AM
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Toaster-Tony
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I legit have 4 boxes. How much can I sell them for?
Nov 18 2012 5:46AM
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steezysteeze
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searched "zinger" on ebay and this is the first thing that came up: http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Penis-Enhancement-Enlargement-Silicone-Blakoe-Ball-Zinger-Male-Testosterone-/170853448186?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27c7a8b9fa&_uhb=1#ht_2891wt_1208

Quite stupid that people are willing to pay 50 bucks plus on something you can still get at a supermarket. I like twinkies but think of the infinite amount of things that are better that cost 50 dollars.
Nov 18 2012 6:59AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Twinkies are disgusting.

Plenty of other awesome Hostess products. But man, Twinkies are ass.
Nov 18 2012 8:45AM
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Cat_Steezens
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People pay more on ebay because they do postage too. Do u really think someone who eats enough twinkies that he has to buy off ebay will be fit enough to make it to the store?
Nov 18 2012 9:24AM
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CaelW
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Twinkles weren't my favorite treat by hostess. It doesn't even matter though because I'm going to go any buy them once another company buys al their recipes.
Nov 18 2012 10:02AM
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lord-steezus
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I feel like we were the ones without the really cool snacks in our lunch boxes :'(
Nov 18 2012 10:09AM
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roddy116
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on the bright side i found a pack of them, totally surprised, and i got to eat my first pudding pie last night, that was pretty good.
Nov 18 2012 10:21AM
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lord-steezus
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They had signs up outside walmart, target, pick'n'save, sendicks, and even speed way.

"NO MORE TWINKIES"


i was sad. wasted a good lot of gas searching for them
Nov 18 2012 10:33AM
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roddy116
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i got lucky. idk what to do what 2 weeks then sell them, or just chow down.
Nov 18 2012 10:34AM
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Spinoza
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And btw, Joe Louis and Au Caramels are waay better than twinkies

[IMG]http://chefcuisto.com/images/jos-louis.jpg[/IMG
Nov 18 2012 10:37AM
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Spinoza
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f me

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Nov 18 2012 10:38AM
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lord-steezus
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they are 100% sugar, keep them for a few years.
sell.
Nov 18 2012 10:47AM
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2_fadez
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get out of our american chat you dirty canadian
Nov 18 2012 10:49AM
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TheClap.
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i use to sell the shit outta beanie babies, back in the day

once saw two women in wal-mart legit fist fight over an elmo, that shit was too damn funny
Nov 18 2012 11:56AM
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roddy116
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actually they dont last that long, apparently only a 90 day shelf life.
Nov 18 2012 11:56AM
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[~_~]
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The same can be said for McDonald's fries. That doesn't change the fact that they "spoil" by the next day, despite technically not having decomposed.

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Nov 18 2012 11:57AM
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theabortionator
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You drink budweiser. You pay twice the price of other equally shitty beers because the amount of money they spend advertising, had made it appeal to you.

Just saying.

Nov 18 2012 12:54PM
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Bateman
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so i can expect a twinkie in the mail by next friday then?
Nov 18 2012 1:20PM
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paige.
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Yeah we attempted the macdonalds french fry experiment over Christmss break in high school. Our teacher had to throw it out before we got back because it was a health hazard. Super Size Me lied
Nov 18 2012 1:32PM
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act.resist
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oh my god, right in the noslagia. I remember those commercials hahaha
Nov 18 2012 3:14PM
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theabortionator
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I actually generally got these in my lunch to go skiin at them mountains. A ton of pbj, and a pack of those guys. That would keep me alive considering I was at the mountain from 7 am till 10 at night everyday I didn't have school in the winter. And got dropped off by the bus 3/5mid week days.

Nov 18 2012 3:20PM
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TheClap.
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Nov 18 2012 3:26PM
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act.resist
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to be honest, I never liked any of hostess's products. they just gross me out for some reason. I think it might be because I ate a ton of twinkies and ho hos once and threw up. Whenever I eat something and throw it up it's ruined for me forever. 
Nov 18 2012 3:26PM
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theabortionator
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I sure hope you don't drink, or you might stop eating forever.
Nov 18 2012 3:27PM
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act.resist
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i've actually never thrown up while drunk.
Nov 18 2012 3:32PM
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Sno.
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it's only a matter of time
Nov 18 2012 3:35PM
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TheClap.
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Its all about the puke n rally
Nov 18 2012 3:36PM
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