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Sex Stories, Awkward Sex Moments, ect.

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Urban.
Posts: 655 - Karma: 261
Since my other thread "Most Favored Sex Position" is off to a hit why not post this... GO NS!!!
Nov 16 2012 6:10PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
because he's too busy beating off to our stories
Nov 17 2012 10:52AM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
WINNAR
Nov 17 2012 11:15AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
making the lift joke in every thread doesn't make you funny, or the joke funny
Nov 17 2012 11:18AM
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d.mcknight
Posts: 778 - Karma: 1,539
hahahhah this is priceless. how did she react?
Nov 17 2012 4:19PM
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Casey
Posts: 7784 - Karma: 23,463
Ooh BIG style... gauranteed to fuck em til they nose bleed
Nov 17 2012 4:41PM
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ColinB
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 2,236
dude... what did you just say? hahahaha your whole last statement was saying that he said exactly the right thing
Nov 17 2012 4:52PM
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FrenchFriar
Posts: 90 - Karma: 71
After my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time I whipped out my phone and played "I just had sex"


Nov 18 2012 10:39PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
haha you didn't have sex till 2011 i believe.
Nov 18 2012 11:08PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
this one time i was really drunk and got a terrible blowjob from a chick. she used so much teeth that i couldnt finish and my dick literally was chafed the next morning.
Nov 19 2012 1:13AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
I'm cringing just thinking about this...
Nov 19 2012 2:43AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4750 - Karma: -561
I did 10 years for a murder and raped 6 different cellmates during my bid.
Nov 19 2012 3:27AM
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JamieOBalls
Posts: 159 - Karma: 13
I can confirm this I was his second cell mate
Nov 19 2012 9:28AM
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MYANKLES
Posts: 64 - Karma: 32
Well yeah i can see where youre coming from but apparently its been heard of
Nov 19 2012 10:30AM
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MYANKLES
Posts: 64 - Karma: 32
it says first time with his girlfriend.............. not first time ever btw
Nov 19 2012 10:34AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
threads for teh lolz
Nov 19 2012 11:20AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
71.4% of the people who post in this thread are virgins, and 23.8% are minors.
Nov 19 2012 3:07PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
1) if you post a sex thread there have to be pics

2) learn to spell et cetera "etc."
Nov 19 2012 4:42PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
fucked a girl in the back seat of my dad's truck, she left her sock in the front seat (don't know how), my dad found it, looked in the backseat, and found a condom wrapper. slightly embarrassing
Nov 19 2012 4:44PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
I'm going to leave this here.

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Nov 19 2012 4:47PM
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SamtheHoe
Posts: 33 - Karma: 12
I do it big lika Jewish Nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fo Days!!!!!!!!!!!! Biatch
Nov 19 2012 4:56PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
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Same car right?
Nov 19 2012 4:58PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
nooooo, not at all
Nov 19 2012 5:00PM
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lord-steezus
Posts: 208 - Karma: 6
Dont forget the time him and his mom.....ya'know
Nov 19 2012 5:01PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Fuck Chrysler 300's. My grandmother drives one.
Nov 19 2012 5:02PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
Damn son your granny must be loaded
Nov 20 2012 11:39AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
not really they are like 28g-30g
Nov 20 2012 5:34PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
thats an 07 too which i can find for basically new on craigslist for like 16-18. bitch doesnt even drive a new one... pretty much in poverty imo
Nov 20 2012 6:20PM
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