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Bieber is a squid!!!

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LoathesRaisins
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He's an idiot!!!
Nov 16 2012 12:42AM
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Backyard.Skier
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lol i hope he dies
Nov 16 2012 12:49AM
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SkiinTrigga
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Nov 16 2012 12:52AM
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Sno.
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popular kid is poser? sounds about right.
Nov 16 2012 12:54AM
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@skiinmitch
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Nov 16 2012 12:55AM
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skisalot111
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more like a trout
Nov 16 2012 12:57AM
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Jeebus.
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this.
Nov 16 2012 1:08AM
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lee_aviator
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this.
Nov 16 2012 6:58AM
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aquinn
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those chicken strips are fucking absurd
Nov 16 2012 7:38AM
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Phil-X-
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Thats a nice fuckin duccati.
Nov 16 2012 8:03AM
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chill_davis
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he has aids?
Nov 16 2012 8:34AM
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grapejuice3000+
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that article is really douchy, and to be honest im really fucking jealous of that evo.
Nov 16 2012 8:42AM
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theschneidler
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I don't know anything about sport bikes but this seems like he's pretty bad.
Nov 16 2012 9:37AM
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Mr.Sloth
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That.
Nov 16 2012 9:38AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Seriously aha

Nov 16 2012 9:44AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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And the other.
Nov 16 2012 9:45AM
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no_steeze
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i'm amazed he can navigate the clutch
Nov 16 2012 9:48AM
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rzarector
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so now I know what to call those kids who come to the park with 2 grand worth of brand new equipment to hit boxes straight.
Nov 16 2012 9:52AM
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seward
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further proof that about 90% of bros that ride sport bikes are douches.

y do you care if justin has a ducatti?
y do u care if he wears no protection?
y do u care if he might crash?
wtf is a squid??

haters gone hate.
Nov 16 2012 9:52AM
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ejm
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no training wheels? holy fuck im impressed.
Nov 16 2012 11:06AM
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aquinn
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because squids raise my insurance rates
Nov 16 2012 11:12AM
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OGHolliday
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Yeah Justin Beiber's music sucks but anyone who says they wouldnt want his life are fools. That motorcycle is fucking flossy. yeah he rides it like a bitch but yeah he's probably riding it to go fuck a victoria secret lingerie model or ludacris's house.

jealousy sucks
Nov 16 2012 11:19AM
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seward
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insurance companies raise your insurance rates.

i dunno, maybe its just me, but everytime i see a "experienced rider" they are zipping by me at 200, weaving in and out of traffic, riding between stopped cars in grid lock or just cruising at 25000rpm at 3am when the rest of the world sleeps.

where as "squids" are so fuckin scared of falling off their bikes, that they follow the laws and dont act like an asshole "experienced rider", but only cause theyre not ballsy enough to act like an asshole just yet.

seems like there is 3 different types of riders.

1. motorcyclist. - 10%
2. douchebags. - 80%
3. "squids" aka wanna be douchebags. - 10%

come to think of it, it sounds alot like skiing....
Nov 16 2012 11:22AM
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Jodi
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my thoughts exactly. the guy who wrote this article spent hours stewing in jealousy.
Nov 16 2012 11:26AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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At the very least he has an extremely good taste in bikes...

But he's gonna get himself killed, if he ever gets it past 3rd gear

Nov 16 2012 11:31AM
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ChungBol
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he is very talented and chill
Nov 16 2012 11:40AM
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ChungBol
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but on a serious note that bike is sick AF
Nov 16 2012 11:43AM
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accualyisdolan
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Meh
Nov 16 2012 11:48AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Journalism!
Nov 16 2012 12:24PM
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aquinn
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I think it comes down to why you ride. If you ride to impress people or think it is re cool, you are a fucking idiot. I ride cause it's fun and it clears my head. I think your percentages are accurate in grouping but way off in percent
Nov 16 2012 12:42PM
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cbj
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I'd like to see you handle that bike and have that MUCH #SWAG!

But seriously if he crashes he will probably die and I won't really be affected. At least ride the bike in the fucking lane jbiebs
Nov 16 2012 1:05PM
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Huck_Norris
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Not only is it bad, it's par for the course for douchebags who think they want a streetbike so they can ride down to Newport in sunglasses and flip flops and stunt for bitches along the way. 

Fuking squids...  You'd think if you were worth 10s of millions you'd wear some goddam gear.  Shit, I'd be head to toe in Spidi.   

Nov 16 2012 1:06PM
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Willgum
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^ Seriously, and its not like full gear makes you look like a pussy, I dont ride but when I see someone in a full suit or even leather, I instantly respect them more
Nov 16 2012 1:20PM
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Huck_Norris
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Right?!??  Sick gear looks sick.  It would be pretty funny to see him in a full race suit with 4" chicken strips though haha

Nov 16 2012 1:34PM
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[~_~]
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Anyone who believes that fame is an inherently positive trait are fools.
Nov 16 2012 3:05PM
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CaptainSlow
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Hmm.... Aquatic douchefuck for the win
Nov 16 2012 3:08PM
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Shukovski
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brb, selling my Ducatti.
Nov 16 2012 3:30PM
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theabortionator
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This thread blows.


Probably the shittiest reason to hate bieber ever.

Nov 16 2012 3:52PM
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steezbox
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I will be honest, that is an absolutely beautiful bike. I really want to get one...
Nov 16 2012 5:25PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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more like an octo

















































































pussy!!!
Nov 16 2012 5:40PM
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OGHolliday
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I said nothing about fame I just said his life is fucking awesome which in my opinion it definitely is.
Nov 16 2012 10:53PM
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[~_~]
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His livelihood is dictated by his fame > his livelihood is "fucking awesome" > fame is "fucking awesome."

I don't know about you, but I feel that having an excessively lavish life based on fame would be a living hell.
Nov 16 2012 11:05PM
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Mtougas
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ok man I do not get your argument at all. Having his money and accessibility to pussy is a living a hell. yea ok.
Nov 17 2012 1:32AM
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[~_~]
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That has become quite evident.
Nov 17 2012 2:38AM
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HWW
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Nov 17 2012 9:04AM
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Spinoza
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The guy who wrote that article must have a sandy vaj. Dude needs to chill.

I'm happy for the Biebs and don't think there's anything wrong with him buying such a badass motorcycle or getting decked out to match.

But if I was the Biebs I would quit TODAY. He's worth like 100M, just get the hell out of there before he dies somehow
Nov 17 2012 9:05AM
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theabortionator
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Huge gaping vag filled with sand.

Lets try to find anything stupid to rip on him for because we're jealous.

Nov 17 2012 3:20PM
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Broken_Rides
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Sandy Vag? No. This Yes





















































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Nov 17 2012 4:38PM
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cbj
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Eww...
Nov 17 2012 5:11PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Bieber is going to look like this if he doesn't wise up.
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I don't see what type of "man" would let a girl get on a bike without having her fully protected.
I'd post more but idk what's too much to post. Just Google motorcycle road rash.
Nov 17 2012 6:57PM
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Phil-X-
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Maybe she got on a bike herself? not all bikers are guys ya sexist
Nov 17 2012 9:06PM
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