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ATTENTION POT SMOKERS WHO TRAVEL

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J_Wang
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ok so heres my problem, im here in jamaica with about a slice left over and i want to bring it home.
I wana know how i can smuggle this shit through security (TSA) with out getting caught. WHAT HAVE ANY OF YOU DONE WITH THIS SUBJECT. my baggage i have is my big ass camera bag what is a back pack, and my carry-on luggage (NO CHECKED BAGS) i dont know how to hide this shit from the X-rays machines or anything.


 I would love some tips on how to do so, like it aint that potent either. like you can not smell it if it was just sitting in my pocket and you were next to me.

WOULD LOVE ANY HELP ON THIS MATTER>>>>

K+ to who ever can help. Would prefer people with experience in this task  
Nov 15 2012 4:27PM
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Phil-X-
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OP the only choice...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boof
Nov 15 2012 4:30PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
hide it in you're ass?
Nov 15 2012 4:30PM
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S.Ki
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just stick it up your ass. you should be fine
Nov 15 2012 4:31PM
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heath
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I would say don't bring it back. I know its super heady and you wanna show it off to your friends, but getting caught wont be worth it.
Nov 15 2012 4:31PM
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Miomo
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Eat it and then when you're on the other side, dig it outta your shit.
Nov 15 2012 4:33PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
wrap it in tinfoil and hide it in your pocket.
Nov 15 2012 4:33PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
survey says...


stick it in your pooper
Nov 15 2012 4:33PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
Smoke it all in Jamaica, a cut isn't worth risking drug smuggling charges. If youre going to do it though, go on some weed forums and get some expert advice there.
Nov 15 2012 4:34PM
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midwestpowhunter
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smoke it all then get on the plane
Nov 15 2012 4:35PM
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corona
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don't be an idiot. they pay special attention to flights from places like Jamaica for narcotics smugglers. far more attention than you'd like since Colombia-Jamaica-US is a large coke route. but this will up your chances of getting caught by a hell of a lot, and the results would not be fun.
Nov 15 2012 4:35PM
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J_Wang
Posts: 690 - Karma: 327
1) for you all that say shove it up my ass, y'all might be a tad gay,

2) smoking it all here is in consideration

3) I REALLY WANA BRING IT HOME

its only 3G's


WANT MORE HELP
Nov 15 2012 4:38PM
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128368798788
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smoke that slice


the risk of getting caught and fucked outweighs the reward of some decent jamaican bud so much. Plus its not the dankest you said, so why worry?

chief it

Nov 15 2012 4:39PM
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powderdrunkie
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hide it in your camera housing or behind the lens or something. don't put it in a bag, just loose...I don't know... maybe just burn it all before the flight.
Nov 15 2012 4:39PM
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.Apex.
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Not worth it.
Nov 15 2012 4:39PM
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EmperorKuzco
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jesus jlang youre 15 and talking about smuggling drugs over the boarder, let's try and be smart and not do anything too fucking stupid.
Nov 15 2012 4:40PM
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heath
Posts: 475 - Karma: 13
You probably should just give it away, your teenage brain is rotted. Go read a book.
Nov 15 2012 4:42PM
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skiingsucks69
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getting caught for smuggling drugs isn't worth $60 of weed. Smoke it all before you get on the plane
Nov 15 2012 4:43PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Smoke that shit it probably sucks. Buy more when your home.

If you must though, put it in a bag then inside a full shampoo bottle or some toiletry?
Nov 15 2012 4:44PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
An edible? Just make sure it has no marijuana related emblems or what not on the wrapping and it should be fine. If you have buds tape them to your inner thigh.

You could also take it before you go through security if you are worried about the risk, that is what I would do since I would want to be relaxed during my flight. Personally I have never flown with marijuana. My friend got a quarter through security once though. Just evaluate the risks and the reward. I am sure you can get edibles where you live or can make them. Getting into shit in a different country sucks dick and can be hard to get out of. Not saying you will get caught, just keep that in mind.    
Nov 15 2012 4:46PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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honestly, i've never had any problem returning to the States as far as security is concerned. I'm always searched more thoroughly leaving than returning. I mean, I could literally walk through with it in my pocket. Hell, I did when coming back a few years ago.

Realistically though, it's not even worth bringing back. 60% of drug smuggling busts in the US are people returning from Jamaica. Is it REALLY that worth it over a couple grams of mediocre at best bud? Obviously not.

But if you're insistent on bringing it back with you, what I've done in the past is to wrap it tight in a baggie, then coat that baggie in peanut butter and wrap it again inside another baggie so as to help conceal the smell. Once bagged, wrap in electrical tape or duct tape and make it dick shaped....strap that shit to your johnson and walk on through. I've even been patted down/selected for inspection when doing this and gotten through scott free. You have to be able to maintain your composure under stress though. When I was selected for search, my heart dropped through my shoes, but I'll be damned if I let them see that. They see you freak, or acting all sketched, and you're sure to get busted.


Nov 15 2012 4:46PM
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J_Wang
Posts: 690 - Karma: 327
i think ima just chill on the beach when my parents go out to dinner one night, and cristen the new hand carved peace pipe i purchesed today. #jahblaze   and for all who think its shitty weed, i smoke on the daily back home, and this shit is some chronic.... you can see the crystals on this bad ass nug.
Nov 15 2012 4:47PM
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howlongcanausern
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i was going to say this but be sure its checked baggage.

OP you should watch 'locked up abroad'
Nov 15 2012 4:47PM
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ALaw
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It's 3 grams. Smoke it before you get on the plane dumbfuck
Nov 15 2012 4:47PM
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Drail
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so you kids are calling 3g of pot a 'slice' now? interesting.
Nov 15 2012 4:52PM
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Zimmerman
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Was thinkin bout this as well
Nov 15 2012 4:55PM
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J_Wang
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3.5 G's is a slice but whats .5 anyways?
Nov 15 2012 4:55PM
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DERS.
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toothpaste tube.

google how to do it, because ive never done it because im not a retard.

but apparently it doesnt smell/doesnt scan at all and you can pack it full of goodies and fool customs.
Nov 15 2012 4:55PM
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J_Wang
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im not smuggling anymore! decided to SMOKE IT
Nov 15 2012 4:57PM
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heath
Posts: 475 - Karma: 13
bahahah oh my god

and dont smoke in the pipe if you wanna bring it back to the states.. retard
Nov 15 2012 4:57PM
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ChungBol
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Piss on it. My dad works at an airport andtold me that if something is covered with pee you cannot detect it thru the x-ray machine

Nov 15 2012 4:59PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Peanut butter will not conceal the smell. Dogs are capable of sorting out different smells. They will smell the peanut butter and marijuana. The best thing to do would be bag the bud. Wash your hands. Bag the bud again, repeat that so you triple bag it and do this right before your leaving. The goal is to keep all the particles of marijuana in the first bag. Then hide the bag in some beef jerky or some food that the dog would probably get interested in so you can fool the security officer that the dog is interested in the food.

3 grams isn't worth what could happen to you. If you really want to do it, do it. Or smoke the bud before you leave and have a good flight back. 
Nov 15 2012 4:59PM
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Peach.
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Oh my god.
Nov 15 2012 5:00PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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good luck fitting 3 grams into a 3 ounce tube of tooth paste.
Nov 15 2012 5:03PM
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CrotchKiller
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you should stuff it down your gullet resulting in your suffocation and death
Nov 15 2012 5:03PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Good luck getting your pipe back in the country if it smells like weed.
Nov 15 2012 5:03PM
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seward
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i read articles in the paper and see clips on the news and often think to myself, where in the fuck do all these dumb people come from?

after reading your post op, i now know.

you are considering smuggling 3.5 grams of weed, on an international flight, from one of the worlds largest narcotics hot spots, back into a country that takes drugs pretty fuckin seriously.

you just cant get any dumber than that.
you cant.
Nov 15 2012 5:04PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
If it's 3gs then definitely not worth it. smoke dat ish. do NOT try to smuggle it. but if you do tape it to the underside of your balls
Nov 15 2012 5:07PM
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J_Wang
Posts: 690 - Karma: 327
ok my dads frien has been smoking a bowl a night for the past 4 days, and that shit barly smells, if i was to smoke 2 bowls i will be fine, i will just stash the pipe some where, its not like im goona walk through with it in my pocket you dumb asses....
Nov 15 2012 5:07PM
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Drail
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hahaha. he called us dumb asses.
Nov 15 2012 5:08PM
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CheddarJack
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He deserves a good slap in the face from reality
Nov 15 2012 5:09PM
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seward
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drug related paraphernalia is ILLEGAL...

you dumbass

Nov 15 2012 5:10PM
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HWW
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Nov 15 2012 5:10PM
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J_Wang
Posts: 690 - Karma: 327
ok we have all come to the conclusion it was a stupid idea, and to just smoke it.
Nov 15 2012 5:12PM
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Phil-X-
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no way op is serious.
Nov 15 2012 5:13PM
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theabortionator
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Boof it. Be careful though. If the bag rips and all that thc seeps into your bloodstream at one time you're going to be sooooooo fucking high. And believe me if you get that high the people around you will no.


Just act calm when walking through security, try to walk normal. Think about something happy like pillow lines of powder.


Def worth it, no point in leaving nugget behind.


BOOF THAT SHIT
Nov 15 2012 5:24PM
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roach1324
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you could maybe mail it somehow, it worked with a knife i bought but thats not really the same
Nov 15 2012 5:25PM
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OssargYormada
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put it in a jar of peanut butter.

then check your bag.

or make brownies while you're there and eat them right before getting on the plane
Nov 15 2012 5:28PM
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whoa-dere
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inside your camera
Nov 15 2012 5:29PM
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sklermang
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Man is it worth the risk? You can't smoke a slice in the time between now and your flight with some rasta friends?
Nov 15 2012 5:31PM
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pmw
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pics of boofing required
Nov 15 2012 5:32PM
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