Search up old abandoned warehouses in your area, one preferably with chains and a lot of left behind tools and rust. Then knock her out, drive her there, tie her to a chair, and then. . . . . Well after an hour let her go I guess.
But no seriously. I want to see this coworker, if she's hot, rape charges are worth it. If not glue pubes to her face.
My other ride is your mom.
"Freedom leads to creativity." -weird guy at the beginning of hurricane season