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Pineal
Posts: 433 - Karma: 415
Alright so for the yearbook each senior is suppose to have some sort of quote underneath their picture. I need some suggestions for funny quotes, and though 95% of your ideas will be too inappropriate for it I would love to hear what you got. If someone comes up with something good ill use and put their user name after the quote. Do you best NS
Nov 14 2012 8:06PM
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KnobJockey
Posts: 797 - Karma: 37
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Nov 14 2012 8:10PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Can YOU even double?
Nov 14 2012 8:11PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
most interesting man in the world..

and just because, i peed in her butt.
Nov 14 2012 8:11PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
"those scientists better check their hypoteneuses dude."
"fur sure."
"you guys ready to get wierd tonight, or what?"

Nov 14 2012 8:25PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
lets get weird


Nov 14 2012 8:27PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8863 - Karma: 31,577
FBGM- Socrates
Nov 14 2012 8:28PM
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Jeebus.
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100% this.
Nov 14 2012 8:28PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I used something like:
"If you're not living life as if the sole purpose was to have fun, you're missing out."
Can't remember who it's by though, and since that's not the actual quote I can't google it. It was very close to that though. Kinda wish I did something stupid since it really doesn't matter what you do at all. For example, a bunch of my friends did ridiculous rap quotes and shit.
Nov 14 2012 8:29PM
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Pineal
Posts: 433 - Karma: 415
Wasn't that Plato?
Nov 14 2012 8:32PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
this one is kinda related

"When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life." -- John Lennon
Nov 14 2012 8:34PM
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.AR6rider.
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The origins of the term were first heard around the time of Hippocrates, but I believe Abraham Lincoln was the first to actually put the phrase together properly.
Nov 14 2012 8:34PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108

my picture is above this quote.

Nov 14 2012 8:34PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks, so suck on these nuts and lick the dick - Anonymous
Nov 14 2012 8:36PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
"Take life as it comes in your face... and dribbles down your chin"
Nov 14 2012 8:36PM
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Domtar
Posts: 54 - Karma: 3
Sometimes you shred the gnar, sometimes the gnar shreds you.
(This was my senior quote)
Nov 14 2012 8:42PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
that's a great quote. I'll have to remember that.
Nov 14 2012 8:52PM
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Pineal
Posts: 433 - Karma: 415
Yeah might have to use that one
Nov 14 2012 8:57PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face
Nov 14 2012 9:01PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108

no one is listening until you fart

Nov 14 2012 9:06PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
Hahaha
Nov 14 2012 9:13PM
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Pineal
Posts: 433 - Karma: 415
anyone else got anything good?
Nov 15 2012 7:29PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
i have two quotes one is from jimi hendrix: "ive got my own life to live... so let me live it the way i want to"

adn the second one is from dazed and confused: "let me tell you this: the older you are, the more rules they are gonna try to get you to follow. you gotta keep livin' man! L-I-V-I-N!"
Nov 15 2012 7:44PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
You don't have a soul. You are a soul, you hace a body. -C.S. Lewis.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. -Oprah
Nov 15 2012 7:49PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

His name is Robert Paulson....accualy is Dolan.

kidding. I like the John Lennon one.

Nov 15 2012 7:49PM
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Phil-X-
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hahah this.
Nov 15 2012 7:51PM
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Ric.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 362
When the river runs red, take the dirt road home.
~ Langston Hues
Nov 15 2012 9:01PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
"MY ANCLES ARE BROKE!" -Tanner Hall
Nov 15 2012 11:06PM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
TNT knows drama
Nov 15 2012 11:12PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
"The irony of getting ready in the morning is how few people are likely to see you on a typical day" ~ Macklemore

i personally like that quote
Nov 15 2012 11:28PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Mine was "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" Then i wrote Marco and my best friend next to me in last names wrote POLO
Nov 15 2012 11:36PM
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Phil-X-
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jk about my previous post, def go with SWERVE
Nov 16 2012 1:16AM
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