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If you could pick to be one animal and why?

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Master_Debater
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I would pick to be a crab in the ocean. That shit seems way chill, plus I would get big pinchers. What about you Ns?

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Nov 14 2012 1:24AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
probably a squirrel so i could do drugs all day
Nov 14 2012 1:25AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
idk id probably be like a manta ray or some shit they just swim around n look badass idk they just get me hype n stuff
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Nov 14 2012 1:30AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I'd be a dog. No matter how retarded you are and how many things you try to have sex with, everybody still loves you. If you're lucky, you can even sleep in your human's bed and get treats for doing simple things like sitting down.
Nov 14 2012 1:33AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Polar bear. They are all cute and fluffy, but badass as fuck! Not to mention they're my favorite animal.

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Nov 14 2012 1:34AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
I'd probably travel the world as a plastic bag.

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Nov 14 2012 1:36AM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,295
A giraffe. Because they're chill, super fast, tall, awesome, strong and get drunk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_euCpewQs2c
Nov 14 2012 1:37AM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
seriously? out of all the majestic beastly animals you could be you would chose a fuckin crab? i dont know man...
Nov 14 2012 1:37AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
No man, you don't understand, picture walking around on the bottom of the ocean for your entire crab life. You wouldn't have to do shit but explore and pinch shit. Plus the ocean is beautiful.
Nov 14 2012 1:41AM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
yeah i see that but if youre gonna explore the ocean why not do it as a whale or sum shit. or maybe even a sperm whale
Nov 14 2012 1:45AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
either dog or house cat

people just take care of you and love you and you just hang around and chew on shit
Nov 14 2012 1:45AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Cause If im a crab I don't have to worry about eating enough food cause i'm a crab and i presume crabs find food easily I don't really know. Plus I wouldn't get to pinch shit. Although being an octopus would be pretty fuckin sweet.
Nov 14 2012 1:49AM
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MANDER
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Nov 14 2012 2:18AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
Koala, give me some of that Eucalyptus.

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Nov 14 2012 2:53AM
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brokaw
Posts: 81 - Karma: 159
Click for larger image snow leopard on a leash, shit is bad ass
Nov 14 2012 3:08AM
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ThaLorax
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Because fuck you I'm a tree.Click for larger image
Nov 14 2012 3:27AM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Beaver would be cool. Just be like, I don't like where this rivers goin, I'm just gonna move it over there with some mud and these trees I chopped down with my teeth
Nov 14 2012 3:41AM
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Phil-X-
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Ya'll are stupid.

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Golden eagle

or maybe a harpy eagle cause their fucking huge....

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no seriously....

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maybe a Peregrine Falcon cause theyre the fastest animals in the world with a 200mph + dive, thatd be so sick.

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watch this, specially the 2nd bird.

Nov 14 2012 3:58AM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
A motherfucking shark motherfucker.
Nov 14 2012 7:46AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Big old Lion.
Nov 14 2012 8:03AM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
I would do anything to trade places with my golden retriever, he lives the life doesn't do anything all day but whatever he wants and nobody doesn't like him
Nov 14 2012 8:11AM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
Other some kind of bird or an orca, orcas are badass
Nov 14 2012 8:27AM
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.Hugo.
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But they aren't the biggest eagle. The Philippines is longer and the Stellar is heavier.
Nov 14 2012 10:30AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
They sleep, eat, and have sex. Most of the time they don't even need to hunt. Pretty much the life.

Or a peregrine falcon...those shits are badass.
Nov 14 2012 10:35AM
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ChungBol
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Definitely Simba
Nov 14 2012 10:42AM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
sea turtle and cruise the ocean currents like in finding nemo.
Nov 14 2012 10:54AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Laughing at all your posts in the thread lol.

I think I would be mountain lion or a wolf, seems like they have a cool life in the mountains.
Nov 14 2012 10:54AM
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NotGhood
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Definitely a dog, it would be such a good life
Nov 14 2012 10:55AM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
A platypus cuz they do what they want
Nov 14 2012 10:57AM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
Hands down a mountain goat... cuz lets be honest, those guys are rad as fuck. Plus they're fearless.
Nov 14 2012 11:06AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
obviously a monkey so I could beat off all of the time.

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Nov 14 2012 11:27AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
an eagle
Nov 14 2012 11:29AM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
a badass cheetah. basically my life's dream.
Nov 14 2012 12:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
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honeybadger, cause i don't give a fuck !
+those big cats aint got shit on me, i'd be the real king of the savanna !

Nov 14 2012 12:31PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,463
Id be a human because we fuck shit up.

or a bald eagle. aint nothing gonna fuck with a bald eagle. look how big their talons are

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Nov 14 2012 12:34PM
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Hosoi
Posts: 252 - Karma: 20
Immortal Jellyfish, cause I can just float around and shit. Forever.
Nov 14 2012 12:38PM
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.Apex.
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Dolphin, cause they fuck for pleasure.
Nov 14 2012 1:11PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Red panda because... fuck you, they're just cool dudes having a good time
Nov 14 2012 1:29PM
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21
Owl. Get to sit in a tree nearly invisible all day then come night swoop down and pick off your prey without them even knowing. They truly are natures sniper.
Nov 14 2012 1:29PM
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roddy116
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peregrine falcon
Nov 14 2012 1:34PM
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theabortionator
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Obvious
Nov 14 2012 1:35PM
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roddy116
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why because it is the most badass animal ever. >:)
Nov 14 2012 1:38PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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A timberline wolf. Get to chill in a pack and coordinate attacks on other animals and shit. Plus, it wouldn't get lonely. On the other hand those red pandas looked pretty tight too.....
Nov 14 2012 1:41PM
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ChungBol
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Hawk
Nov 14 2012 1:43PM
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Macblizzle
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Nov 14 2012 1:47PM
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Phil-X-
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bro does that talon even lift.....

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Nov 14 2012 2:52PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
That would be pretty dope, plus you could throw your fecal matter at people and it would be deemed socially acceptable!
Nov 14 2012 6:46PM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
grey wolf because they're fucking cool
Nov 14 2012 6:55PM
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DUCKS
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A duck.
Nov 14 2012 8:10PM
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Neggar
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Fuck you guys I'm a damn whale with a horn.
Nov 14 2012 8:47PM
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skiminnesota
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uhhhh easy choice.


large bird like an eagle. ide fly all over the world and see stuff.

or some other king of his domain animal like a lion or something.
Nov 14 2012 8:51PM
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