I'd be a dog. No matter how retarded you are and how many things you try to have sex with, everybody still loves you. If you're lucky, you can even sleep in your human's bed and get treats for doing simple things like sitting down.
Cause If im a crab I don't have to worry about eating enough food cause i'm a crab and i presume crabs find food easily I don't really know. Plus I wouldn't get to pinch shit. Although being an octopus would be pretty fuckin sweet.
Dear NS, if I die in the near future, someone HAS TO jib my gravestone, otherwise I'll haunt you all. -Nickyp$
I feel like if there was a soundtrack for an abortion, this would be it. -ILLinoisance
"Fuck you I go to a catholic school. what homo guys only school do you go to?" -Willski13
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
They sleep, eat, and have sex. Most of the time they don't even need to hunt. Pretty much the life.
Or a peregrine falcon...those shits are badass.
Well, I mean I heard that if you in a get it out...
Stevens. Stay away from baker, all it does is rain, which makes for horrible snow pack causing some of the biggest avalanches in the world, like they're fucking massive man. All the locals do is bitch about fucking canadians coming down, and crashing there Audi S4's on the 542. Fuck this shit just stay in NH.-Bakerpow
A timberline wolf. Get to chill in a pack and coordinate attacks on other animals and shit. Plus, it wouldn't get lonely. On the other hand those red pandas looked pretty tight too.....
"The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?".
"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Hunter S. Thompson