It was, without a doubt, one of the cheesiest movies I've ever seen. Completely unrealistic and boring. I could have written a better script. If I had more motivation I would pull up scenes, but for now, this pretty much embodies the pure cheesy-ness:
"Now there are skiers and then there are gymnasts with skis on their feet." - Tom Warnick. The most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty, my friends.
"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty" - 2 Chainz
"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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