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Places selling survival kits..........

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TheClap.
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If any of you have a Sams Club (same as bj's/cosco type of store) they are selling a years worth of food for a family of 4 for $3000, one person kits are selling for $900

WTF are you keeping from me that you are selling this, what do you know that i dont.


Anyone else kind this sketchy as fuck?
Nov 13 2012 5:38PM
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Blurst
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They are probably just trying to capitalize on dumb people actually believing that december 21st 2012 is the end of the world.
Nov 13 2012 5:40PM
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TOAST.
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I just like to get all my shopping done once a year, saves gas.
Nov 13 2012 5:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
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exactly!
didn't you guys get this memo ?
Nov 13 2012 5:41PM
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Blurst
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WTF Actually? Since when, this seems to be breaking news everyone.
Nov 13 2012 5:41PM
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BrewskiJr
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Not really. A lot of people see political instability and class warfare in the future. With this instability in the future people want to be prepared for whatever happens. I honestly don't think its a bad idea. With big natural disasters occurring more and more frequently (imo), there is nothing wrong with being prepared for the worst.





Plus the world is ending in a month so there is that too.
Nov 13 2012 5:42PM
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accualyisdolan
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The end of America will come someday. Not for a little while tho. Possibly before Obama is finished
Nov 13 2012 5:46PM
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skiingsucks69
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YOLO niggas don't give a fuck
Nov 13 2012 5:47PM
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TheClap.
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guess they have been selling a shit down

doesnt help I live in the south though
Nov 13 2012 5:49PM
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Static
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solar flares EMP'in our shit is gonna be the cause. Or maaybbeee a deadly virus. But probably nothing. Or yellowstone will blow it's load. Or Chinese invasion. Or black friday riots.
Nov 13 2012 5:50PM
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Blurst
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North america is pretty consumerist so I would go with black friday riots
Nov 13 2012 5:51PM
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bakedpow
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actually a logical fear, that would deeestroy soo much land.
Nov 13 2012 5:52PM
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proZach
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I'll have been a part of this site for 9 years exactly as of december 21st. it's a sign
Nov 13 2012 5:53PM
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ForeverYung
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East coast ftw
Nov 13 2012 5:56PM
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theabortionator
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In 99, a friend of my parents started filling our shed with stuff. We probably had like hundreds of pounds of rice and a fuck ton of canned food, generators, a whole bunch of stuff. Had the right idea in a sense though. They lived down near NYC, we had moved up to the mountains in a park preserve. If shit hits the fan, fuck being in an area like that, but better up here in the woods.


Nothing happened though and we had a shit ton of food sitting in out garage for a while. Ended up keeping one of the generators.
Nov 13 2012 5:56PM
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TheClap.
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time flys
Nov 13 2012 5:56PM
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Dr.Dickless
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geologists will see this one coming, last time it blew it grew into a mountain first
Nov 13 2012 5:57PM
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TheClap.
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he was talkin about my dick
Nov 13 2012 5:59PM
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theabortionator
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I wonder if I could find someone dumb enough to take a deal like this:


I'll lend them x amount of $ and when the when everyone gets raptured or eaten by zombies I get their house or something even thought I'll be dead in their eyes. I guess technically I'd be giving them the money.

Idk, just trying to figure out a get rich quick scheme from this. Just started brainstorming a minute ago, I need at least another 5 to have a solid plan.
Nov 13 2012 6:12PM
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VT_scratch
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suit up boys
Nov 13 2012 6:14PM
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CheddarJack
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seems immoral.... but would totally work.
Nov 13 2012 6:14PM
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TheClap.
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STILL HAVE MINE
Nov 13 2012 6:15PM
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BrewskiJr
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Ha! I'll take this deal! Gimme 10 g's.

Then when the rapture hits, I'll take my pistol and kill you. Then I get $10,000 now, and keep my house.



So yeah.. You found someone "dumb" enough to take the deal.
Nov 13 2012 6:16PM
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TheClap.
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what if he killed you first? then he has his 10g's and your house and ammo
Nov 13 2012 6:19PM
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CheddarJack
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I'll kill them both first.
Nov 13 2012 6:20PM
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TheClap.
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then ill kill you, so ill be golden
Nov 13 2012 6:24PM
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CheddarJack
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what if I turn into a zombie then kill you?
Nov 13 2012 6:25PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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I'll take this as a sign God wants me to live in my car and just drive around and ride for a year
Nov 13 2012 6:27PM
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TheClap.
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Im a trackstar, i can outrun any zombie

your logic is flawed
Nov 13 2012 6:30PM
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CheddarJack
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I'd find a way.
Nov 13 2012 6:39PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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they're dumb. if there's a huge disaster, I'm walking in to sams club with my 357 and my 9 and I'm taking a year's worth of food for 4....fo' free!
Nov 13 2012 6:43PM
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GuacamoleMane
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in a related note does any1 watch doomsday preppers? shits hilarious
Nov 13 2012 6:45PM
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TheClap.
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gunna need to steal a big ass van to carry all those supplies
Nov 13 2012 6:48PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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nah, my father in law, who is also my next door neighbor, has a big ass truck. but i might stop at the dealership right up the road and steal a big ass van just for shits and giggles.
Nov 13 2012 6:51PM
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TheClap.
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fair enough
Nov 13 2012 8:17PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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might need some help loading it though. if you want to come along, we'll grab a load for you too?
Nov 13 2012 8:29PM
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no_steeze
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if the world ends i will probably die
Nov 13 2012 8:30PM
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TheClap.
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hell ya!
Nov 13 2012 8:30PM
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theabortionator
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But then when nothing happens I get your car and your house or whatever.


And if you try to kill me I alert the police, and show them that post.


I would get a great return on my 10k. I bet I could find people to take me up on it. I love the bumper sticker, "If this car is free in case of rapture" or something like that.

Kind of hope it happens. First thing I'm doing is upgrading my ride.
Nov 13 2012 8:42PM
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theabortionator
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Also hoping in that case that most of the people I'm not a fan of are religious.
Nov 13 2012 8:44PM
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TheClap.
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id ghost ride so many whips
Nov 13 2012 8:45PM
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Jeebus.
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a fair assessment.
Nov 13 2012 8:48PM
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TheClap.
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negative, ill survive and be a leader of the new world
Nov 14 2012 3:32PM
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Huck_Norris
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Lol...  If you're buying a pre-made survival kit, your chances of actually surviving should something terrible happen are almost 0 anyways.

Y'know, because the military trains their most elite in the brutal aisles of Costco. 

Nov 14 2012 3:36PM
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El_Barto.
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^lol. And good luck stealing stuff, you waste your effort stealing the goodies if there are any left. Then i'll steal em from you as you sleep
Nov 14 2012 3:40PM
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TheClap.
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as young jeezy says

you can sleep when you die
Nov 14 2012 4:49PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I'm prepared for everything in my bunker of many faps.

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Nov 14 2012 4:54PM
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*simba*
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MINE'S HANGIN' UP AT HOME.
Nov 14 2012 5:38PM
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MikeRR
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i heard you can get anything on the interwebz. try that
Nov 14 2012 11:21PM
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iFlip
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I am a survival kit.
Nov 14 2012 11:29PM
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TheClap.
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Ll yah ill be winning
Nov 15 2012 1:13AM
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