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Attention pinknames - what are your thoughts on beards?

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easiestEC
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I asked this question in the no shave november thread but didn't get any feedback, so here it is again;

How many women actually find beards attractive? I'm not talking about any old facial hair, but a big, grizzly beard.

from my observations and personal studies I have noticed that I do not recieve as much female attention when I have a beard.

pinknames, please enlighten.
Nov 12 2012 10:53PM
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k-rob
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"please grow it" "please shave it" "it suits you" "i like your babyface" "beards are sexy" "beards are gross" "you look mature" "you look old"

women are 50/50 on everything all the time anyways, and they have trouble making up their minds, not to mention they are not all the same and have different opinions on everything, so just do whatever the fuck you want and let them deal with it. don't try to please them because you will just end up tired and confused. just be a man and women will find their way to you.
Nov 13 2012 12:49PM
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Potatoes
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nothing screams "i'm single and i like it" more than a heavy beard.
Nov 13 2012 1:54PM
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Piste.Off
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I heard that. Feels bad man.
Nov 13 2012 1:58PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
I LOVE facial hair on guys... There's (obviously) something so masculine about it that I find VERY attractive. If a guy can't grow a beard, I kind of subconsciously feel like he's too young for me.
Nov 13 2012 2:16PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
BOOM!

So much truth and simple genius in this post.

"do whatever the fuck you want and let them deal with it."

This is what I'm saying. Like why would you want someone to change you to a more suitable "you" for them? I grow facial hair so fast it's shitty I usually just shave once every two weeks I let it grow out then I get rid of it. If some girl was like "I hate you with facial hair you should shave everyday," I'd tell her to fuck herself.
Nov 13 2012 2:38PM
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Isabelle
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I do agree with the person you quoted,
and you are right but it's all about first impressions, and guys with facial hair are just less attractive so its your decision in how attractive you wanna be haha
Nov 13 2012 2:44PM
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k-rob
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that's your opinion. i know lots of women who prefer facial hair and lots like you who don't. you'd have to be fucking retarded to think that all girls feel the same way about it as you.
and yeah jake, fuck shaving. i shave like once a month at most and trim once every 1-2 weeks. chicks who complain don't get the dick.
Nov 13 2012 2:50PM
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sweet_caroline
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Damnnnnnnn
Nov 13 2012 2:50PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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If keeping my beard means I avoid immature cunts like you, I'll continue to grow it.



Nov 13 2012 2:56PM
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snwbrdmilf
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How old are you? My guess is you haven't come of age yet where you can appreciate a manly beard. So hot. Especially when snow/ice ridden after slashing the fuck out of a mtn. Oh. my. lawd. Yumyum.
Nov 13 2012 3:03PM
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.frenchy
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I have a beard right now. Not a huge one but it's definetly distinct.
Nov 13 2012 3:04PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Even I can appreciate the pure manliness of what you have just described.
Nov 13 2012 3:05PM
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TheClap.
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oooooo hey there :)


I cant imagine not having a beard or a stache, it completes me

Nov 13 2012 3:11PM
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applejuice.
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It's so funny because I used to be the same when, ewww hair is gross but now mmmffff, love it.
Nov 13 2012 3:14PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Its all about age, baby! MMmmm dat beard.
Nov 13 2012 3:22PM
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I_Am_Mod
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goddamn, i love icebeard!

only downside when you sit quietly in a lift, it happens that your beard freezes to the inside of your jacket and well, that just sucks balls !
Nov 13 2012 5:29PM
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last_tango
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If I don't rock facial hair I look like I'm 15. Having facial hair has a effect on how your treated. I'm in a supervisor position telling 40 year old guys what to do when I'm only 20. As a protip if you shave and you get that prickly whisker feeling chicks don't dig that. It gets all up in their skin and makes their skin break out.
Nov 13 2012 5:38PM
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RagingBuffalo
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This thread's turned to gold
Nov 13 2012 8:54PM
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B.Aussie
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In my opinion 3/4 of guys that have beards would look better without beards.
Nov 14 2012 5:04AM
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straightlining
Posts: 238 - Karma: 139
Pinknames, you should consider having sex with a bearded man. Maybe This will convince you,


Nov 14 2012 9:03AM
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asfdfads
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Currently puttin' on my winter scruff, girls have not seemed to mind. It gets them touching your face, soo i mean its not a bad thing.
Nov 14 2012 9:14AM
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I_Am_Mod
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what about staches ?


Nov 14 2012 9:39AM
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easiestEC
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you need to be able to pull them off i think
Nov 15 2012 12:14AM
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Sno.
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scruff or short beard= do want. long beard....there are better options.
Nov 15 2012 12:16AM
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B.Aussie
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Again a lot of people that have Staches shouldn't. Staches look really good on some people, but on a lot of people that have staches they'd look better without one.
Nov 15 2012 12:18AM
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snwbrdmilf
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That's where you walk a fine line. Beard + stache = yes.

Just a plain old stache and no beard? Walking the pedo look line. You'd better be able to pull it off.
Nov 15 2012 7:49AM
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yelsel
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i totally agree here...and yet i wouldnt want that fuzzy beard between my thighs. no thank you.
Nov 15 2012 7:57AM
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marsland
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Walking the pedo line? Yeah, i get that a lot. But i also get about 8 bros coming up to me every night i go out telling me I have a sweet stache and trying to give me a high five.

why do i have a mustache again?
Nov 15 2012 8:43AM
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LittleBoozie
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I think a little beard is pretty hot.
Nov 15 2012 10:53AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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hahahahahah Only men understand mustaches.

Like I was watching this documentary on the civil war and there were so many guys with the dopest most awesome staches ever and they were like the norm. I'm doing a sick stache when novembeard ends.
Nov 15 2012 10:56AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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hahahahahah Only men understand mustaches.

Like I was watching this documentary on the civil war and there were so many guys with the dopest most awesome staches ever and they were like the norm. I'm doing a sick stache when novembeard ends.
Nov 15 2012 10:56AM
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.frenchy
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meet me irl pssy
Nov 15 2012 4:43PM
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Laurent.
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Andrea Pirlo has grown a beard...

...as if he couldn't get any manlier.

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Nov 21 2012 8:11PM
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*monsterskier*
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i highly dislike any type of facial hair. although i will admit, certain men can pull it off, and it looks good.

but majority of the time...nope
Nov 21 2012 8:14PM
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taylornicky
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Beards are the epitome of sexiness. If you can grow one that doesn't look like you have mini pubs in different places, then you're in. So sexy.
Nov 21 2012 8:16PM
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KJacks
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beard =
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Nov 21 2012 8:17PM
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[hamnuts]
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I love scruff and sideburns are cute too. But I'll pass weird goatees, moustaches, sole patches, Gandalf beards etc.
Nov 21 2012 8:24PM
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taylornicky
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EXACTLY
Nov 21 2012 8:28PM
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Anathema
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ive recently learned that staches sort of suit me. who knew..
Nov 21 2012 8:28PM
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riddsicle
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i hear you mate. I'm 21 and i can't grow a legit beard if my life depended on it.

However the ladies do tend to like the very slight scruff i get around my chin after a day or two
Nov 21 2012 8:32PM
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[hamnuts]
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Nov 21 2012 8:49PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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That's why you like me so much huh?

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Nov 21 2012 8:52PM
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[hamnuts]
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hmmmmmm maybe ;)

cute selfie.
Nov 21 2012 8:57PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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fuck what women think. they are completely unsure about everything anyway. besides, they are focusing 95% of their attention on how they look. The other 5 on how to spend your money on something they dont need. They are all way too self centered, they spend all their time lookin in a mirror to make every other whore jealous. Just grow a beard if YOU want one. not what someone else says, besides they will just end up changing their mind anyway.
Nov 21 2012 8:57PM
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[hamnuts]
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oops didn't quote?

and haha not a selfie. i hate mobile ns i seriously am going blind
Nov 21 2012 8:58PM
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ironic
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I think that you're generalizing women way too much here. True, women care how they look, but doesn't everyone else care too? There are few things called self pride and self confidence and there's nothing wrong with them. Secondly, there are more women out there then you would think who are extremely prudent with money and budgeting. There are also many men who spend more money on "unnecessary" purchases than women do. This isn't a gender specific trait. While having a beard should be your personal choice, it's not an act of rebellion against women whether you have a beard or not.
Nov 21 2012 9:26PM
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HenniferLopez
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I love me a nice stache. Beards are ok too, but its definitely hit or miss.
Nov 21 2012 9:46PM
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accualyisdolan
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Beards are gross. Mustashes on the other hand
Nov 21 2012 9:54PM
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timmi
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oneil shirt? I have the same one.
Nov 21 2012 9:59PM
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ActualNinja
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Relevant.
Nov 21 2012 11:46PM
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