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You know you are a true skier if...

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funkykid200
Posts: 81 - Karma: 16
finish the sentence
Nov 9 2012 6:13PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
You can ski.
Nov 9 2012 6:16PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
But seriously 3000+ posts on ns.
Nov 9 2012 6:16PM
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Yellow99
Posts: 122 - Karma: 16
hate Hamsters
Nov 9 2012 6:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
eat mustard straight from the bottle.
Nov 9 2012 6:25PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
i sincerely hope your "but seriously" is still a joke
Nov 9 2012 6:25PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
you have ever eaten uncooked hotdogs with cheese
Nov 9 2012 6:32PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
You have slept with every member of your family.
Nov 9 2012 6:33PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
broken your ankles on chads gap or peed in her butt
Nov 9 2012 6:33PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
in that case, I win this thread.
Nov 9 2012 6:45PM
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jc00
Posts: 92 - Karma: 75
cum in your gf's ear whilst having a bath with dad
Nov 9 2012 6:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i like to use a spoon but if i'm up for a challenge i'll use a fork.
Nov 9 2012 6:57PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
that's how I feel with soup.
Nov 9 2012 7:21PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
smear nutella on your butt cheeks
Nov 9 2012 7:32PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
you eat the yellow snow
Nov 9 2012 7:40PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
awks...
Nov 9 2012 8:46PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Hey guise
Nov 9 2012 9:22PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
You know you're a real skier if you finish the sentence? That makes no sense!
Nov 9 2012 9:39PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
you don't have to prove you're a true skier. you just know it.
Nov 9 2012 9:40PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
if you scout impractical urban on long car rides
Nov 9 2012 10:15PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
If you're used to troll posts more than useful ones
Nov 9 2012 10:19PM
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gingaskier
Posts: 623 - Karma: 263
Get to the hill before it opens everyday of the ski season and get pissed when all the snow melts!
Nov 9 2012 11:55PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
This. And tall tees.
Nov 10 2012 1:18AM
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Anti_Panda
Posts: 234 - Karma: 95
if your hand is bigger than your face





*SMACK
Nov 10 2012 1:30AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
if the elastic wrapped around the fingers of your two hands is in the shape of a penis
Nov 10 2012 1:33AM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
this thread fucking sucks
Nov 10 2012 1:35AM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
you're a true skier
Nov 10 2012 1:37AM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
How about no?
Nov 10 2012 1:40AM
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d00d
Posts: 2686 - Karma: 7,067
...you build a summer set up in your yard and everyone asks you WTF it is.
Nov 10 2012 6:43AM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
I was a fan of your old name but if u must stick with tee.enn.ell you should at least change your icon.
Nov 10 2012 1:48PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
any requests?
Nov 10 2012 2:03PM
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Anders_N
Posts: 128 - Karma: 134
you have jerked off on the lift! + if you also came down on some girl skiing underneath u
Nov 10 2012 2:19PM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
Camp at the bottom of the first chair!
Nov 10 2012 2:42PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
I got no ideas for tee.enn.ell, but have some really good ideas if you ever change your name back to domeinthebutt.
Nov 10 2012 6:32PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
you are socially awkward
Nov 10 2012 9:02PM
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crieschl
Posts: 644 - Karma: 108
I was thinking domeinthebutt would be good..
Nov 10 2012 9:09PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
When you can't explain it to people anymore.







It'll grow on you.
Nov 10 2012 9:18PM
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Splice.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: -192
1. If you listen to Biggie Smalls like your hero Tom Walsh
2. If you are somewhat gay towards your hero Tom Walsh
3. If you've met your hero Tom Walsh
4. If you eat granola like your hero Tom Walsh

Did I miss anything?
Nov 10 2012 11:46PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
if you get on your knees for your hero Tom Walsh
Nov 10 2012 11:48PM
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dhess
Posts: 223 - Karma: 58
You spend all your time on this website.
Nov 11 2012 12:05AM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,366
If you wear the north face like your hero Tom walisch
Nov 11 2012 10:38PM
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a_lurker
Posts: 255 - Karma: 121
If you misspell your hero Tom Wallisch's name
Nov 11 2012 11:01PM
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
tam wallnutz?
Nov 11 2012 11:31PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
you get new skis more often that you get a haircut


Nov 11 2012 11:31PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
Also camping on the landing of a jump
Nov 11 2012 11:33PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
true gaper
Nov 11 2012 11:39PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 508
you don't use this site.
Nov 11 2012 11:42PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
oh i actually love that. i must not be a true skier
Nov 11 2012 11:44PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
You must not be. I curse the weather gods when they take our snow away.
Nov 11 2012 11:49PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Id also be happy not to ski in maryland
Nov 11 2012 11:55PM
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.bo.
Posts: 447 - Karma: 128
pretty much
Nov 12 2012 12:02AM
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