When was the last time Mammoth had that much this early in the season? Still, must, wait... What's it like up top...
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
ya what he said^
'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh
'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)
We have had zero inches so far in October i beleive the record around here is about 1/2 n inch gotta love the midwest!!!
Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
here at alta were just about to break 60 inches they have to close it to hikers because theres a monster storm on its way and there affraid of avalanches, kinda shitty cuz i was goin up tomorrow but o well more snow is more snow
holla back if yo black, and shit my raps are so whack, what am i doin here, fuck it ima go shoot a deer- steve the weed man
here in montreal we have 240inches and its crazy. people are hucking shit off buildings and grinding bridges. i was driving my tracktor to work this morning and i say some guy manualing down the highway.
'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
damn you people in califorina...... NY has maybe had .25 inchs of snow
clearing out a car is alright, but try clearing out a bus full of grade 8 kids on my toronto trip, man that was the worst fart that i ever let go and ill never forget the kids running out covering their noses along with the teachers- Lateralis
holy shit. its like 65 today, but this is an indfian summer thing. after this is should get cold. hopefully we'll be able to do a little skiing before thanksgiving.
in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA
I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus
Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.
yeah, mammoth was off the hook last weekend, i hit it up then drove home just in time for the 2 foot dump on bear. it's still snowing here and we open friday YAY. i want to go back to mammoth tho, it's so sick up there.
.:ski or die:.
~pain is weakness leaving the body~
Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon
i love the chronic... skis -1080ryebread
shorty_t your haggard--shawnm1260