"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
"Last night i dreamed that i beat up a girl for badmouthing my Jiberish. Bitch deserved it" -Relish_man
This is about the only song I can tolerate of his and it happens rarely. If I'm really stoned sure, I'll listen or if I'm bored as fuck of the rest of the stuff and too lazy to get new music.
when you a stomp the fuck out of a trick while blasting a sick song and then you throw up gang signs and mime gun blasts and shit and youre all like "YO FUCK THE WORLD IM A YOUNG BLACK MAN WITH A LUCRATIVE RAP CAREER AND I CAME FROM AN IMPOVERISHED FAMILY HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT THIS GANG SIGN" - pomme-de-terre
best beats in the game, and he makes/produces them all himself
he put his new ep must be nice out for free and its amazing
"Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video Ė itís fucking hilarious."
Look back at the Egyptian pyramids and tell me a giant unicorn didn't come from Mars and build them by using a mixture of its own shit and cum for bricks, and then telepathically put the bricks into place