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I hate cats.

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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
They just seem like the coldest, meanest creatures to walk the earth. As a child I owned a senile Maine Coon cat, who fucked shit up on the daily, literally with his shit.

Dogs, on the other hand, are ballers. They just don't give a fuck and love everybody. PROVE ME WRONG
Nov 7 2012 8:04PM
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Anti_Panda
Posts: 234 - Karma: 95
My cats a badass and your wiener is small
Nov 7 2012 8:07PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
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Nov 7 2012 8:12PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
He has a point
Nov 7 2012 8:13PM
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Pugh
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Nov 7 2012 8:18PM
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Heart
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Nov 7 2012 8:20PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
cats are shitheads and assholes.

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Nov 7 2012 8:21PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Don't you bring my wiener into this!
Nov 7 2012 8:21PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
where do people get the idea that cats hate you?

my cat deserves a spot on saturday night live and is just a boss
Nov 7 2012 8:23PM
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NoBigDeal
Posts: 2790 - Karma: 629
watch the whole video in order for yourself to be proven wrong. this cat is a "baller"
Nov 7 2012 8:24PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
I think of it like this: dogs are like your guy buddies that you hang out with all the time, and cats are like hot bitches. you actually want to hang out with the dogs and play with them cause they're fun and chill. but most cats don't really give much of a fuck about you as long as they have somewhere to sleep and some food. cats are nice to pet and stoke, but they're not really cool and you're only petting them cause it feels nice on your hand.

dogs=bros
cats=hoes
does anybody get what I'm saying?

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Nov 7 2012 8:24PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
aaaand I like you
Nov 7 2012 8:24PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
some dogs are assholes too. but usually not. i like kitties and puppies.
Nov 7 2012 8:24PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Dogs > Cats all day. theres a reason there mans best friend.
Nov 7 2012 8:25PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
yes


you're a cat fucker
Nov 7 2012 8:25PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
this but at the same time its hard not to enjoy the unconditional love a dog gives you
Nov 7 2012 8:25PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
my cat's father used to chase away neighborhood dogs. he lived on the street and was named kitty. He met his match one day and was eaten by a cayote.
But not before he was able to impregnate the local stray cat that lived on my porch.
That kitten is my cat right now. She is named Bear and comes when you call her.

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Nov 7 2012 8:26PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Pretty much this,

except my 21 year old cat died this year :(
She was the best, always just wanted to cuddle, never bit or scratched you, climbed her first tree when she was 16, moved houses with us like 10 times and was perfectly fine. She was the bomb.
Nov 7 2012 8:26PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
THAT IS SUCH A CUTE CAT
Nov 7 2012 8:30PM
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Everyone needs to be put in their place from time to time. Because fuck you that's why.
Nov 7 2012 8:31PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
yeah man
Nov 7 2012 8:33PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
dogs are the best. i can't wait to get my own and bro out with him
Nov 7 2012 8:33PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
I have actually had a few perfect high fives with my cat. It's quite a great feeling I will have to take a picture some day
Nov 7 2012 8:37PM
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cbj
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Nov 7 2012 8:38PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
You need to see a doctor or something
Nov 7 2012 8:39PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I just want to hug it


But seriously, my mom moved from our house when i moved to college and she gave away my cats to some lady i don't know and have no way of getting a hold of. I had a big fat cat named lacie and a little grey one named kitten, I miss them so much. Id do anything to have them back.
Nov 7 2012 8:40PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Fuck you and everyone who doesn't like cats.
Nov 7 2012 8:41PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
My dog will piss on your cat, and then be chill as fuck with me.
Nov 7 2012 8:45PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
cats are awesome, i love cats. i like dogs too but they can be so fucking annoying.
Nov 7 2012 8:48PM
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2-1-7crew4lyfe
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fuck you cats are for little bitches
Nov 7 2012 8:49PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
if you, or your dog come near my house, my dog will kill you and your dog, and make a bed out of your hollowed carcass's. Bring it on motherfucker.
Nov 7 2012 8:49PM
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Daph
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You hate cats? I hate you. Simply put.
Nov 7 2012 10:46PM
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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
maybe my kitteh hates you

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Nov 7 2012 10:54PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Cat's are fucking awesome, you're fucking retarded.
Nov 7 2012 10:59PM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
I like dogs only in pictures, I just CAN'T stand the fact they bark, or breathe like they do to cool down and how they always run around and are so active and how they smell your ass right as you go out of the restroom and how they always act when they see another dog and Jesus Christ I could go on forever. I like to just look at them, not having any close contact though. I like cats cause they just sit there like ornaments ( ok not all but still) and generally mind their own little business. And they're just soo cuuuuute
Nov 7 2012 11:09PM
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crieschl
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Nov 7 2012 11:14PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i reaalllllly like cats

but i looooooooooovvvvvvveeeeeeee dogs! especially big ones that you can actually play with!
Nov 7 2012 11:18PM
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Dirty_Bit
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I am tripping so hard right now
Nov 7 2012 11:18PM
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_Garagely_
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Why does one of the recommended videos have and image of a toilet full of shit?
Nov 7 2012 11:20PM
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