Jerking off in the shower in the morning, it's the high point of my day
"it's like, you can be funny and rediculous and also not be an offensive douche." - Puns
“People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.” - George Carlin
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” -Ernest Hemingway
Disclaimer: The bullshit in my posts is probably all bullshit and therefore not true. Please take it as such. Sorry If somehow something offends you. It's only the intrawebs.