One time in the seventh grade I took the greenest fucking shit. Like oh man. You should have fucking scene that thing. It was great. So, middle school Peach is pretty fucking proud of this shit so I decided the best thing to do would be to just leave it for the next gent to behold.
Well, the next class all of my little friends are talking about this magical shit because this ridiculously fat kid (lets call him Gilbert) had been scene walking out of the bathroom minutes before the discovery of my green masterpiece. Anyways, this kid ended up getting massive amounts of shit for the poo. We all got called in to the councilors office and told to knock it off.
To this day everyone still believes Gilbert took that shit.
The ski bums Code to Succesfull liveing:
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow.
I'd prefer ON3P to be a strictly "Gypsy only" company thank you.-Ginko