Know safety – no pain
No safety – know pain
A hard hat on your head keeps you from being dead
If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.
While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
"I WAS IN CLASS WITH SWEATPANTS ON WITH A RAGING BONER. I PUT MY HEAD DOWN SO THE TEACHER WOULDNT CALL ON ME. SHE COMES OVER AND GRABS MY BONER THINKING ITS MY PHONE...FML."-ThePrayingMantis