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Skiing is now Call of Duty

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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
Pretend skiing is CoD and you can pick 3 perks that augment your skiing style. i think ill go with

-Speedometer: Improved estimation of how much speed you need for any given jump, drop, line

-X-Ray: Ability to look through a cliff and know how deep/soft your landing is

-Stomping Power: Increased landing ability on flat landings



Think of the best 3 perks and WIN!
Nov 3 2012 3:34PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
-gaperkiller being able to kill all gaper in the park
-switchitup being able to do multiple switch up
-nomorecold not being cold at all
Nov 3 2012 3:49PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
skiing is so skiing
Nov 3 2012 3:51PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636

A time machine - so I could do future spin, & past rewinds (future spins done on your unnatural side which sends you back in time!)

A sarcophagus - So I could regenerate my body

5 Million invested in real estate in income properties - So I could ski every day, and live off passive income
Nov 3 2012 3:51PM
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ohboy
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 2,528
- Steel Ankles: Never brake your ankles, even when you hit Chad's Gap.
- Superstar: Be the featured skier in Splice's edit at Breck.
- Trampoline Mode: Hit jumps as if they were a trampoline so you don't get hurt.
Nov 3 2012 3:55PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
^Relevant to my interests

my other two would be:
-spin2win: ability to spin fast both directions for my east coast rail game
-poppincorks: ability to rotate on any axis with maximum steeze
Nov 3 2012 4:14PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
beinggood - the ability to be good at skiing






thats it
Nov 3 2012 4:49PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
Mine would be:

Second Chance: Decrease your chances of starting an avalanche by 50%.
Extreme Conditioning: Hike 2x as long while exerting the same energy.
Hardline: Cut all lines on powder days.
Nov 3 2012 4:51PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
no missed grabs- so i can never miss a grab ever again

never shin bang- so i can never get shin bang ever again

see through vision- so when skier racer chicks in skin suits pass by
Nov 3 2012 4:55PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
wow some good answers already but this is the best set so far, especially since you adapted real CoD ones haha those are solid

my second favorite so far is "5 mil invested in real estate" hahaha
Nov 3 2012 4:56PM
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JaayLaay
Posts: 939 - Karma: 89

Second chance - So I could ski again

Jugarnaut - So I would never get hurt again

Marathon - Always have the perfect speed for jumps

Nov 3 2012 5:08PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
extreme afterbang pro- it speaks for itself

hardcock pro- so I'm always boned underneath my XL saga/ team size jiberish

fastlift pro- lifts move 4x faster
Nov 3 2012 5:16PM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239

Cold Blooded - Never become cold

Juggernaut - Never Get Hurt

Mechanic - Never have the lift stop when your on it
Nov 3 2012 5:21PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Smooth as butter- the ability to butter on anything, anywhere.

Balls2thewalls- adrenaline on demand, no fear

Hunnit dolla bills- successful in my business ventures, so I can fund my shit like Jon olsson
Nov 3 2012 5:35PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
wouldnt this be 'Warm Blooded' ?


Anyhow..


Spinking: Being able to spin both ways, with 100% control
SUPERGRABBUR: Being able to do any grab
Grindmind: Being able to crazy tricks on rails. pretty much tom wallisch.


Then sprinkle this with an awesome style, say... henriks, and i'm all set.
Nov 3 2012 5:38PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
I want this one.

Being good at skiing i can practice, but cutting in line would be an awesome perk.

ALSO:

watershield: an invisible force field to all moisture above 32 degrees (rain) that prevents goggles fogging, and making my outerwear and mitens from gaining weight.

Switcheyes: extra eyes mounted to the back of my head to spot switch landings, and to see snowboarders sitting in the middle of the run while im riding switch


Nov 3 2012 6:00PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Haha I do this all the time and my friend is like what the fuck are you doing
Nov 3 2012 6:06PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
YES
Nov 3 2012 7:03PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
Hahaha nice one :)
Nov 3 2012 8:06PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
Super steez
Nov 3 2012 8:22PM
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BirtDike
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 514
lmao
Nov 3 2012 8:24PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Marathon- hike at high speeds for hours, never tired
Perfect balance- never fall off of rails
Commando Pro - no fall damage, can pole whack from extended distances as well
Nov 3 2012 8:26PM
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illewminati
Posts: 195 - Karma: 114
coldaway-no more cold hands/feet/insertbodyparthere
stompinshit-always land on your feet, no matter what
instapark-replaces my home mountains shitty park with a park comparable to brecks/park citys

Nov 3 2012 8:59PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
bigballs- go hard in the paint
marathon- keep skiing without getting tired
teleport- when done with a lap or run teleport back to the top
Nov 3 2012 9:01PM
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
Sitrep - Be able to see through whiteouts and not crash into other people who are close to me

Kangaroo - Jump higher when my legs begin feeling tired towards the end of the day

Locked On - Perfect balance
Nov 3 2012 9:03PM
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ignantchief
Posts: 358 - Karma: 619
chefstatus: food prices go down 80%
gumbisbegone: ability to evaporate gumbis out of existence
iphoneisforfags: being able to use iphone with gloves on
Nov 3 2012 9:05PM
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pjbackwoods
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 420
Str8Skrill - get into any mountain without paying.
DangerSplicePro - have the splicemg with me at all times filming my filthyiest bangers
SkiSluttMMagnet - recieve head on a chairlift every lap
Nov 3 2012 9:07PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
more of a 'perks i wish i had' than describing my style but.....

1. Thug zone pro: The ability to take jumps to the flats (or as deep as possible) with little to no physical impact.

2. Speed demon pro: The ability to ski as fast as gravity will let you, without that issue of taking a fall.

3. Recovery pro: The ability where little to no falls occur, as you recover from the fall before it happens, constantly making the landings more fluid, especially if a trick is to be stomped.
Nov 3 2012 9:10PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Lift line power up making lift lines shorter for more park laps

Super sleaze and afterbang for landing and butter and overall style

Perfect blance on rails box and any other features
Nov 3 2012 9:18PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
Perk 1:Stomping_Power - The ability to stomp every cliff i huck

Perk 2:First_Tracks_Pro - Always get first tracks. Down anything.

Perk 3:Hacker - Free food in the lodge always.

Guns:

Primary - 194 Passport
-Attachment - Marker Baron
Secondary - 180 DoubleTime
-Attachment - Px12

Lethal - Throwing Stars
Tactical - FrontOfEveryLiftLine Grenade
Nov 3 2012 9:32PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
this is totally skiing related. throw them at retards who stand on the knuckles of jumps

ill try this, but i hope they dont rip a hole in my jacket pocket when im not throwing them.

how the fuck do you carry throwing stars around? maybe make an attatchement for them at your pole baskets?

OMG GENIUS!! Ninja poles = spear with throwing stars for baskets!!
Nov 3 2012 9:55PM
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.tomskis
Posts: 380 - Karma: 1,025
Talltease - The ability to wear tees taller than I am for maximum steeze.
Nov 3 2012 11:04PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
haha best ones are Juggernaut, hard cock pro, balls2thewalls, watershield, stompingshit, teleport, str8skrill, dangersplicepro, thug zone pro, first tracks pro, talltease. but commando pro (no fall damage) might be the best one
Nov 4 2012 1:15AM
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PeeDog
Posts: 225 - Karma: 90
I thought you meant that skiing sucks monkey balls and has a community of mic-screaming 12 year olds like CoD.
Nov 4 2012 2:10AM
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jc00
Posts: 92 - Karma: 75
fckin lol
soo many good ones said
Nov 4 2012 2:26AM
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avocado.
Posts: 262 - Karma: 247
very ghood, indeed
Nov 4 2012 3:56AM
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FreezerKid
Posts: 744 - Karma: 274
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Nov 4 2012 4:40AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
perfect

Nov 4 2012 5:58AM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
StormMan - Be able to call on a pow day whenever.
HoneydipCall - Call on a fine-ass dame to spend the day with.
Designer - Can create/fix any feature in the park.

I also like the 4x faster lift perk
Nov 4 2012 8:00AM
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Shlobby
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 303
Being Tom Wallisch
Being Tom Wallisch
Being Tom Wallisch
Nov 4 2012 10:32AM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
teleportation-be able to go anywhere in a second

stompage factor-stomp anything really clean

chad's gap finder-be able to get to chad's if you know the coordinates to the bottom of alta


Nov 4 2012 10:37AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Eversunny- No flat light, even in the midst of a Hokkaido snowstorm.

Wolverinepro - Adamantium skeleton and mega recovery powers ensure even the most gnar cliff is doable.

Gravitymodulator - adjust the effects of gravity at will, need more speed, more gravity will pull into that jump faster, about to knuckle - just a bit less to get you to the sweet spot.
Nov 4 2012 11:24AM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,366
Supersteeze- ability to add 7x on to all outerwear Freeski-to get all ski stuff for free Pow change- to change ice to powder and make skis with 90waist change to 120waist
Nov 4 2012 11:58AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
nice.

id rather have Storm's ability though.

StormPro: Cause a snowstorm overnight to dump 3ft of powder on the mountain, and dangerous freezing rain in town to cancel school for the day.
Nov 4 2012 12:41PM
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dayinthelifepc
Posts: 242 - Karma: 88
This needs to be implemented in shredsauce
Nov 4 2012 12:52PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
same
Nov 4 2012 4:07PM
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Senor_Goat
Posts: 214 - Karma: 104
Word that would be so great!
Nov 4 2012 6:39PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
this thread is full of win and luls.

but i'm not clever enough to contribute anything great.
Nov 4 2012 6:41PM
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parkpanda
Posts: 17 - Karma: 11
God Mode
Nov 4 2012 7:41PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
cheater
Nov 4 2012 8:34PM
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C_Thomps-12
Posts: 639 - Karma: 26
i do the exact same thing
Nov 4 2012 9:20PM
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