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Ran in to my old teacher in a rub and tug.

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snowfinder
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So I was at the local rub and tug because my back was killing me, and on my way out in the waiting room there was my old math teacher. We made eye contact he got up and ran out of the place in front of me. Has anyone else ever had something like this happen to them? Should I tell people I saw him there?
Oct 31 2012 4:53PM
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1337
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hahahahahaahahahahahahhhahahahahh
Oct 31 2012 4:54PM
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snowfinder
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Well I mean like do i tell my friends , but if I do word will spread.
Oct 31 2012 5:01PM
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alex=
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What is a rub and tug?
Oct 31 2012 5:04PM
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seward
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hes an adult.

youre the fag that was there cause "your back hurt".

i would be more worried about people finding out youre a bitch than your math teacher gets his goalie pulled for dollar bills.
Oct 31 2012 5:05PM
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ryano
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i think the most important thing to know is, DID YOU GET YOUR HAPPY ENDING??
Oct 31 2012 5:11PM
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snowfinder
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Well he has a wife and kids, i have neither of those things.

And yeah my back was hurting so I went there and got the tug along with my back feeling better no big whoop.
Oct 31 2012 5:13PM
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Darth.Maul
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Typically an asian massage parlor that offers hand jobs for extra cash.
Oct 31 2012 5:14PM
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Milksteak
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It's more weird that you were there.
Oct 31 2012 5:14PM
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seward
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if he was worried about this wife and kids i dont think he would be there.
be a man, pretend you never saw him there, thats what men do.

and if you went to a rub and tug to get your back fixed youre a big ol dummy.
their slewwwws, not masseuse's
Oct 31 2012 5:17PM
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snowfinder
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Not weird at all, tons of my buddies go there too. Just first time I have ever seen someone with like a real job and a lot of people know the person too.
Oct 31 2012 5:22PM
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alvy.
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Why waste your time and money on some dumb slu to wank you off?
Oct 31 2012 5:24PM
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Quinnn
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lol. fag
Oct 31 2012 5:24PM
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Phil-X-
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Man code, bro.
Oct 31 2012 5:25PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Fuck dude ill go to one of those places when im married.
Oct 31 2012 5:25PM
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snowfinder
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Beats spending a ton of money on a date for the chance she will do that for you. Why not spend the less $ than a date and know it is gonna happen.
Oct 31 2012 5:26PM
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Zimmerman
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Because it's a handjob. I could do a better job myself, for free.
Oct 31 2012 5:30PM
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Milksteak
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You have really fucked up views on life. Go get some pussy man.
Oct 31 2012 5:32PM
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alvy.
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This. And who looks for handjobs while going on a date? Skip that shit it ain't worth it
Oct 31 2012 5:32PM
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snowfinder
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I get pussy, but for real dont knock it till you tried it.

But back to the main point, so i should keep a lid on it and dont let anyone know.
Oct 31 2012 5:36PM
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alvy.
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I still think the main point should be why in the hell you got a rub and tug
Oct 31 2012 5:38PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I think you should. Would you want some kid ruining you profession?


Not sure why everyone is butthurt about the guy getting an old fashion. Its a great way to finish a massage, just like topping off the ice cream with a cherry.
Oct 31 2012 5:56PM
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deleted5
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sound it out
Oct 31 2012 5:58PM
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Zimmerman
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Does the asian bitch at least oil it up and get naked?
Oct 31 2012 5:59PM
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deleted5
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yes to the first no to the 2nd
Oct 31 2012 6:01PM
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seward
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lol.

american rub and tugs sounds awful.

Oct 31 2012 6:11PM
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Zimmerman
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Well that sucks (or I wish it did)

These exist in America? sounds illegal haha
Oct 31 2012 6:12PM
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Laurent.
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I once ran into my rival at a spa, we were both butt naked standing on a bathroom floor.

We locked eyes from across the room and were both immobilized in an akward stance as we kept telling our brains:

"Don't look down."

"Don't look down."

"Don't look down."

Then the inevitable happened, as we simultaneously gave each others private parts a quick glance.
He had a tiny cock and a scrotum wrinklier then a raisin.
He looked impressed, no wonder, I always walk around at Spa's nursing a semi to impress the ladies and make guys feel worse about themselves.

Then I proudly pranced passed him saying hello in my most poshest dialect.

It was a glorious day.
Oct 31 2012 6:12PM
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HWW
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Epic win.
Oct 31 2012 6:23PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Besides the obvious win, who has a rival these days?
Oct 31 2012 7:03PM
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Laurent.
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Well I do, It's great, we are both friends and enemies, one moment we could be politely discussing foreign affairs whilst enjoying a lovely cup of tea in one of my drawing rooms overlooking the grounds of my castle whilst the other moment we could be engaged in a fierce fencing match.

We share a mutual respect for each other, we are also very much alike, we both have the same handicap in golf & polo and he also has a penchant for Brioni suits and John Lobb shoes. My rival and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut and a clear edge in the boner department.

A rival keeps you sharp and competitive, we are like two young and proud stallions in an everlasting quest for the perfect maiden.
Oct 31 2012 7:05PM
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penguin_steeze
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lulz mate
Oct 31 2012 7:14PM
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Spinoza
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Obvious troll but I'm still laughing
Oct 31 2012 7:21PM
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feihlination
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hopefully you arent serious
Oct 31 2012 7:24PM
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theabortionator
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You know how I know your 12?
Oct 31 2012 7:28PM
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Shukovski
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Oct 31 2012 7:31PM
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Pklink04
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dont do anything to that guy. we gotta watch out for each other


Oct 31 2012 7:41PM
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MANDER
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I ran into my business prof at the bar one night
Oct 31 2012 7:44PM
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snowfinder
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Told a buddy about it for a laugh, he posted it on facebook.... now he wont take the post down and he is at home. fml
Oct 31 2012 7:52PM
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0123456789
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this thread is such jokes i fuckin love it
Oct 31 2012 8:19PM
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KneeDrop
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You seriously sound 12. Props dude
Oct 31 2012 8:37PM
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gnarnia.
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but to test your true gentlemanly qualities, who possesses the better business card?

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Oct 31 2012 9:34PM
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jeR.
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^ that dickhead paul allen. anyways when we were in high school, me my brother and a few of our friends went to the beer store nearby after school on friday. my brother's friend, who we'll call crouton, grabs his fake id, and after a few brisk moments of preparation charges into the store alone. as we are chillin in the parking lot, a car pulls up next to us. we notice that this is one of our history teachers. a few moments later, another car pulls in - one of our gym teachers. shortly after, our english teacher gets off the bus right in front of us. the teachers meet up, shake hands, and start walking into the store. as soon as they walk in, we see a proud, 17 year old crouton carrying a 24er through the window. as he exits the store, he runs into the group of teachers. needless to say no one really knew what to say in that situation. 17 year old kid runs into 3 teachers who know him personally in the beer store after school.
Oct 31 2012 10:29PM
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roddy116
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last time i saw a teacher in public i went to lunch with here (she was my fifth grade teacher, best teacher i ever had for sure)
Oct 31 2012 10:32PM
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CheddarJack
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uh, I saw my Stats teacher at goodwill once. It was real awkward.
Seeing teachers out fo school is just plain awkward...
Oct 31 2012 11:37PM
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GayWolf420
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Well you must apply the boys scout rule of D's. it sounds like you saw his dick
Oct 31 2012 11:41PM
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Chinchi
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uh, my chem teacher came over to my house to have a guitar jam with my dad once....it was cool
Oct 31 2012 11:42PM
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theabortionator
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"People don't want handouts! People want hand jobs!" - governor William O'Neill
Nov 1 2012 12:11AM
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Jewschoolers
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beer store made me lol
Nov 1 2012 12:14AM
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cbj
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This was quite possibly the best thing I have ever read
Nov 1 2012 12:17AM
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Skiingsnow
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If this is true you and seriously did tell your friend who then posted it on fb, then your a fucking arsehole.  massive man code violation and you just potentially ruined that dudes career coz your an immture tool bag.

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Nov 1 2012 12:28AM
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