Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

How You Would Want to Die...!

profile picture
.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
Just for fun, bored during this hurricane/storm.

I will start off:

This will be around an age of 90+ when I feel I can barely do anything because I know I will be a lazy shit by then. I will take a hit of lsd, while in a plane to go sky diving. I will take my parachute off mid-air, while tripping, and hopefully have a good trip.

Thanks for your time, let this go on... maybe. And for the sad lonely hating losers out there, you can write about a death you would want someone else to have since that is probably the brightest thing you could come up with, without straining your brains too hard :P. I'm joking, peace.
Oct 29 2012 7:28PM
1 0
profile picture
LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Firefighting, Skiing, or riding my R1. Maybe old age, if I make it that far.
Oct 29 2012 7:30PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
asphyxiation by a hooker.
Oct 29 2012 7:31PM
0 0
profile picture
NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Exploding a rocket ship in to the sun.
Oct 29 2012 7:35PM
0 0
profile picture
.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
that would be sick probably burn so fast you wouldnt feel it
Oct 29 2012 7:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Quickly and painlessly.
Oct 29 2012 7:46PM
0 0
profile picture
rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
1000 foot urban bond drop
Oct 29 2012 7:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
I'll jump in front of an alien bazooka world destroying missile and sacrifice myself for you all. You're welcome.
Oct 29 2012 7:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
you would begin to burn slowly before you even got close. So it would most likely be horrible. And honestly, as long as Ive accomplished everything I wanted to in life, I wouldnt mind dying peacefully of old age. As long as its painless.
Oct 29 2012 7:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
How the hell would you have a good trip falling to your death out of a plane?
Oct 29 2012 7:50PM
0 0
profile picture
.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
True, I forgot about that, common sense I guess. Painless deaths would be the best, but then again pain is only temporary. I wouldn't mind either, as long as if it was painful, it does not last any longer than an hour or two haha.
Oct 29 2012 7:51PM
0 0
profile picture
panojibber.
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 683
I'd take my skis up in Felix Baumgartner's balloon and set a new (and absolutely unbreakable) record for largest drop ever attempted on skis.
Oct 29 2012 7:52PM
0 0
profile picture
HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Getting eaten by a shark.
Oct 29 2012 7:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
That could be sweet
Oct 29 2012 7:52PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
anal.
Oct 29 2012 7:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
Shot in the leg and slowly bleed out, but whilst bleeding out kill at least 9 people with a bowie knife and then slowly die at peace in a strip club
Oct 29 2012 7:54PM
0 0
profile picture
.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
It's always possible haha
Oct 29 2012 7:57PM
0 0
profile picture
TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
r
re
rep
repo
repos
repost but for real, ecstasy overdose.
repos
repo
rep
re
r
Oct 29 2012 8:00PM
0 0
profile picture
.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
my bad, i just wanted to do something, I thought i was about to lose power for another 50 days haha. I apologize
Oct 29 2012 8:10PM
0 0
profile picture
iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
weed overdose
Oct 29 2012 8:10PM
0 0
profile picture
roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
sex that was just that good.
Oct 29 2012 8:11PM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
not in hurricane sandy
Oct 29 2012 8:12PM
0 0
profile picture
TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
This thread made me sad.
Oct 29 2012 8:24PM
0 0
profile picture
Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i would want to die via a speedball overdose...i.e. massive amounts of cocaine and heroin so my brain would be orgasm'ing all over the place while i slipped in to the next realm.
Oct 29 2012 8:26PM
0 0
profile picture
.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
It was supposed to spark creativity, be happy haha. It is supposed to be the end of your life's bucket list, you can't come up with a middle without an end.
Oct 29 2012 8:33PM
0 0
profile picture
TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
Yah. Just made me think of how much time has been wasted from school. Necessary, but god damn does it feel like a waste of time going through MS/HS/College

On topic: Ignoring the dilemmas that come with old age, I would probably want to do something with war. Instead of using guns, maybe use like a katana with a ninja outfit for some assassinations.

All I can think of at the moment. Definitely some better shit that I will think up later
Oct 29 2012 8:39PM
0 0
profile picture
LeComfortable
Posts: 510 - Karma: 257
when im gonna reach the age where ive been accomplish all i wanted to im gonna go buy a shitload of the best LSD and take the more i can in one night !!!! til I die
Oct 29 2012 8:41PM
0 0
profile picture
FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Heli Skiing, around age 80-100 then at the end of the day the heli takes me as high as it can go then i skydive with wing-suit on some powerful hallucinogen all the way into the high mountains of wherever i began skiing.


or death by some or any futuristic way in hyperspace if we ever get that far into our galaxy, because that would be so sick no matter what, id be happy.
Oct 29 2012 8:54PM
0 0
profile picture
.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
Mine may just be a 360 over chads gap considering i blow at park skiing
Oct 29 2012 8:55PM
0 0
profile picture
NToTheZ
Posts: 137 - Karma: 44
I can dig this one! +K
Oct 29 2012 10:00PM
0 0
profile picture
accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Avalanche preferably after banging heroin and dropping in on a n untracked bowl on a day when the mountain top pokes above the clouds
Oct 29 2012 10:05PM
0 0
profile picture
andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
Since skydiving without a parachute is taken,

I think it would be badass to be armed to the teeth and go out and get rid of some people in the world that have done bad to other people. Basically like a "Dexter" type person but with that swag of 'The Punisher."

You could help the world out and go out in a blaze of glory.
Oct 29 2012 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
I would want to travel through a black hole. My body would be like a spaghetti noodle.
Oct 29 2012 10:17PM
0 0
profile picture
mcnamarskiez
Posts: 692 - Karma: 159
lots of heroin and cocaine
Oct 29 2012 10:28PM
0 0
profile picture
m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
Dude. No joke that is the exact same way I thought of before I even read your post. Its like were the same man...
Oct 29 2012 10:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
getting beaten to death by a rockstar after hitting on his girlfriend
Oct 29 2012 10:57PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)