I will start off:
This will be around an age of 90+ when I feel I can barely do anything because I know I will be a lazy shit by then. I will take a hit of lsd, while in a plane to go sky diving. I will take my parachute off mid-air, while tripping, and hopefully have a good trip.
Thanks for your time, let this go on... maybe. And for the sad lonely hating losers out there, you can write about a death you would want someone else to have since that is probably the brightest thing you could come up with, without straining your brains too hard :P. I'm joking, peace.