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Visiting sis at college, need tips and tricks for girls and parties

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Chinchi
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Whaddup NS, I'm going down to Tufts next weekend to visit my sis, and she said she would take me to parties and what not. I'm a junior in HS but I could pass as a senior. Like the title says just key me in on some info on how to pick up college girls and get into parties and what not. I know NS has vast knowledge in this particular matter and I would be grateful if you could pass some of it onto me. Thanks guys oh and +K for some solid help cheers!
Oct 28 2012 10:40PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

I know, right?  I used to do it constantly.  I disliked "partying" with my classmates immensely, but my friends from work were all older and fkn awesome people I got along with great.  I know I was young, so did they, but if you don't act like it's an issue it just isn't.  Besides, I was always bringing something worth having so it wasn't like I was showing up to scrounge beer.  If someone asked how old I was, I usually had something funny to say like "almost 38 weeks, but my head is pretty hard already, see!?  Feel it!  No soft spots!"   

Just be you.  Be a fuckin' Boss and be friendly.  People like it if you just give a fuck and are there to have a good time.  Once you graduate, you'll realize the myth of age-specific friends is just that.        

Nov 4 2012 8:58AM
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Skiingsnow
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just do this, chances are if you pass out somewhere awesome its because the night was awesome
Nov 4 2012 9:07AM
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2-1B
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I call bullocks on this
Nov 4 2012 9:33AM
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Alistair.
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Please elaborate.
Nov 4 2012 9:49AM
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Chinchi
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I will when I'm not on mobile
Nov 4 2012 10:10AM
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zues
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you don't 'think' you got laid. that means you didn't get laid. you can be blackout shitfaced hammed and get laid. trust me you'll remember.
Nov 4 2012 10:15AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Where in Boston were you
Nov 4 2012 10:26AM
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corona
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how many did you get?
Nov 4 2012 11:58AM
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.AR6rider.
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None.
Nov 4 2012 12:54PM
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corona
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was waiting for him to say something like '4'

then I could say "great. 3 more and you'll have a phone number"



been waiting to use that for ages.
Nov 4 2012 2:54PM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha my bad.
Nov 4 2012 5:25PM
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Chinchi
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....I was going to say 4
Nov 4 2012 5:27PM
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timmi
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great 3 more and you'll have a phone number



HAH FUCKING SUCK IT!
Nov 4 2012 7:17PM
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zues
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with no area code so its still useless
Nov 5 2012 6:04PM
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deleted5
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Sooooooo
Nov 5 2012 6:15PM
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prosnurfer
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college freshman are such slampeices. t5hose fucking sluts suck anyones dick with mahls that shows intrest in them. the go "feed me baby" and i shove powders in there face off the tip of my raging cock. fuck yea i love slayzone
Nov 5 2012 6:37PM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
BOOM.
Nov 5 2012 6:49PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Someone is drunk in their dormroom jealous that some freshman girl got with someone else..
Nov 6 2012 1:19PM
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Dr.Dickless
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thats some solid advice, not just for parties


Nov 6 2012 1:22PM
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7-3instacall
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dude just get drunk and dont lie about your age, you might end up with a kinky tgirl who likes little boys
but get drunk
Nov 6 2012 1:32PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Nov 6 2012 1:34PM
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Toaster-Tony
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didnt read it right the first time.


DEFINITELY lie though.
Nov 6 2012 1:35PM
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easiestEC
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have your sis wingman you some chicks
Nov 6 2012 1:50PM
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.Apex.
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Figure out a program you can say you're in at a near by college. Say you're second year. Then act like a boss and let the wheels roll.
Nov 6 2012 2:12PM
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PeppermillReno
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Tufts...even a fucking dog is gonna be a tough nut to crack there.

I guess just say you are a freshman/soph somewhere like Brown and try and find girls who look like they want you to talk to them (eye contact etc.)

Nov 6 2012 2:53PM
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Chinchi
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Sparknotes: went to party with sister and sisters friends, had many tequil shits, friends said I was cool, got kicked out of one frat party, got into another, seabed keg, had fun, smoked lots of weed, woke up in bed with sisters roommate, did not get laid but had a real grand time
Nov 6 2012 3:01PM
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DeSANTIS
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heres my secret pick up line


hey babe. Wanna see a penis
Nov 6 2012 3:18PM
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t.dough
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I fucking love tequila shits
Nov 6 2012 3:33PM
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Alistair.
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Real burners.
Nov 6 2012 3:45PM
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tBatt
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KL goes hard.
Nov 6 2012 7:20PM
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p-oskier
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but you hate them the next day cause your teeth hurt. Damn lemon!
Nov 6 2012 7:25PM
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jimmyJAMBO
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tell everyone you make jenkem and bitches will be all over you

Dec 5 2012 6:42PM
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