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Visiting sis at college, need tips and tricks for girls and parties

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Chinchi
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Whaddup NS, I'm going down to Tufts next weekend to visit my sis, and she said she would take me to parties and what not. I'm a junior in HS but I could pass as a senior. Like the title says just key me in on some info on how to pick up college girls and get into parties and what not. I know NS has vast knowledge in this particular matter and I would be grateful if you could pass some of it onto me. Thanks guys oh and +K for some solid help cheers!
Oct 28 2012 10:40PM
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TheQuailman
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A lot of freshman/high schoolers don't realize how easy it is to talk to people at college parties.  Just go up to random groups of girls, say hello and ask their names.  Almost everyone that goes to parties are happy to meet people and many girls are looking to hook up.  Most conversations initially involve (major, frat/sorority, hometown, where you live at school, year, etc).

If its a big party where most people don't know each other already...

Don't say your in high school if you want to hook up with a random girl.

Make up a story about where you go to school...say your a freshman at some school and have a fake major ready.

Your best bet is to go to a pary where there's gunna be a dance floor.  You can just ask girls to dance (who are already dancing) and you won't have to make conversation.

Asians tend to be a lot easier.

If you hook up, it will be with a freshman

Another easy way is to ask a girl to play beer pong and then ask her to dance afterwards.

If its a smaller party and your sister knows a lot of people there...

don't lie cause you'll look like an idiot...you'll have more fun just being yourself

...and ask your sister for help

Oct 29 2012 1:52AM
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Chunter
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Hahaha last resort just be ballsy and do this. YOLO
Oct 29 2012 3:21AM
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panojibber.
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It really is this easy.
Oct 29 2012 3:24AM
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s_a_m
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Just act normal, but if someone asks you I'd just say youre a senior in high school. Almost all of my senior year i spent chilling and party at the college in my town. I just knew one friend at first, but after a while i made a ton of friends there and it was awesome. Ended up fucking one girl the majority of the year and took another one to my senior prom as a joke. Haha People who didnt know me assumed i went there too, of course all my friends knew i was in high school though. If youre cool and dont act like a dumbass no one cares, they're only a year or two older then you anyway. If you feel awkward just drink more, good luck!
Oct 29 2012 8:45AM
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Lansfield
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Pics of OP? Exactly how senior do you look?
Oct 29 2012 9:46AM
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Chinchi
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Ok definitely some good advice in this thread, I'm getting pretty pumped for this visit, oh and I will report back with how it goes
Oct 29 2012 11:08AM
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ImNotARacist
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say the dumbest shit possible then smile.



Works everytime.
Oct 29 2012 11:35AM
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FREE-WHA
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lie your fucking face off. say you are way older, girls hate younger guys. have way more shit going for you then you do and talk about slightly risky things with girls, when they drink their imaginations get as wild as ours so tease um, ever so slightly. if you wanna get laid with a collage chick chances are she has an idea what shes doing so i hope you do or you will look like a joke when you hit the sheets.


Oct 29 2012 11:53AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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haha, my buddy only ever manages to hook up with asian chicks.
Oct 29 2012 12:06PM
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KL.
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Pretty much everything ar6 rider says is full of shit and he doesnt get pussy. Your gonna need some heroin, a flex fit hat, an And 1 sleeveless shirt and a tatoo on your shin. When girls ask where your from, tell them Colonie. Also be sure to brag about your pitbull and mongoose bmx bike with pegs.
Oct 29 2012 12:29PM
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snowisholywater
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lost hard
Oct 29 2012 12:51PM
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KL.
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me and some of my colonie boys will be at the party. were gonna get everyone to do heroin with us, then were gonna vaporize pussy
Oct 29 2012 1:30PM
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Phil-X-
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Pull this line a lot, bitches love danger.
Oct 29 2012 1:34PM
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TonicAura
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This is also relevant to my interests as I will be going with him.
Oct 29 2012 1:50PM
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icantskiiFILM
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be the drunkest fucking shit int he party. act like you know everybody and just be yourself (unless your a shitty person then do something else). do not chill out at a party, its easy to just kinda not be talked to. dont follow your sister around. meet some cool people so u can chill with their friedns at the party and then your in
Oct 29 2012 2:01PM
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Chinchi
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basically me and this guy are gunna run shit
Oct 29 2012 2:05PM
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vincentlee223
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20 minute rule, if she talks to you for more then 20 minutes at a party, chances are she wants you in her pants.
Oct 29 2012 2:16PM
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EC-Skier
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drink a few beers and bump some molly. You'll be able to talk to anybody and you'll have game.
Oct 29 2012 2:17PM
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Bethune
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We need pics of said sister to determine the quantity of pussy OP will get into.
Oct 29 2012 2:26PM
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EC-Skier
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maybe not be the absolute drunkest person, unless youre really good at handling yourself. But all of this is fuckin true
Oct 29 2012 2:41PM
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BrewskiJr
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This.


You aren't going to hook up with any of your sisters' hot friends period. No girl is going to hook up with their friends highschool little brother. If you're asking about this advice on NS, then chances are you won't pick up any chicks when you visit. Im sorry, but if you aren't extremely outgoing and already know how to pick up chicks, you won't be able to do so at a college. I would play the HS card, get all the girls to talk about how cute you are, then get them to introduce you to their younger friends. This will be your best bet. But whatever, just be yourself, get fucked up, don't act like your 17.
Oct 29 2012 3:06PM
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Blake.P
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its really not that hard to get girls at college. just go to a party, get drunk (but not like blacked out) and start talking to people and having fun. things will come together.

good trick is to ask a hot girl to be partners in pong or ask if she wants to take a shot.
Oct 29 2012 3:10PM
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Phil-X-
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I hooked up with my sisters friend when I was a senior visiting her in college. She was a senior in college. So... yea...its possible.
Oct 29 2012 4:22PM
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feihlination
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reagarding the more recent events on NS, dont walk into your sisters room after 11 pm.

Oct 29 2012 4:22PM
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Phil-X-
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But then again, I didnt need to make a thread about it..
Oct 29 2012 4:23PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Pretty much what I did when partying with my bro at WSU. If you are in high school and can keep up with the college people you're partying with they will generally accept you wholeheartedly. I just got shit hammered and started making friends with everyone around me. And if you're lucky you'll get some drunk girl feeling bad for the cute high schooler to fuck you.

Also, if you do it right you shouldn't be thinking about Newschoolers while you're partying.
Oct 29 2012 4:29PM
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Phil-X-
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Dude, this. If you say your in college theyll treat you as an equal, if they know youre in highschool theyre gonna show you a good time, seriously.
Oct 29 2012 4:36PM
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PhaedeD
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Molly.
Oct 29 2012 4:37PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Just because you are the one to give them mali doesn't mean they will fuck you... more likely they'll get super horny and fuck the most attractive guy that talks to them first.
Oct 29 2012 4:39PM
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erikK
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kidding me? if you give her the chance to talk to you for 20 fucking minutes you're wheeling the wrong girl. if she wants you, give her maybe 8 minutes tops and see how the conversation is going, then either get in or get out.
you can cover approximately 3x as many girls this way, it'll be much more effective than just spending 20 minutes on one girl. i mean how many 20 minutes can you fit into a night? fuck
Oct 29 2012 4:44PM
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Bodhisattva_
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About 36 20 minutes
Oct 29 2012 4:45PM
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VT_scratch
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okay, so you're gonna want to help OP get something going with a chick. Once he's gone, that's when you start making moves on his sister.
Oct 29 2012 4:53PM
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Bakeshow
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hahahahah +k
Oct 29 2012 4:54PM
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Chinchi
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He's my cousin but I liked the first part
Oct 29 2012 5:03PM
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panojibber.
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Everyone wins, even OP's sister gets laid.
Can't complain about that.
Oct 29 2012 5:04PM
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EC-Skier
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im not sure if this kid was saying give girls molly. But, doing molly makes it easier to talk to anybody and everybody; im recommending the kid does it.
Oct 29 2012 5:38PM
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VT_scratch
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haha oh shit my b
Oct 29 2012 5:41PM
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Chinchi
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Thought I'd bump this cause today is the day and I have a 3+ hour car ride to Boston
Nov 3 2012 1:53PM
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Alistair.
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Threads for results.
Nov 3 2012 1:58PM
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JzD.
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Drunk words are sober thoughts
Nov 3 2012 2:01PM
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zues
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just like this pic, that post made me LOL


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Nov 3 2012 2:05PM
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Stickity
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this. maybe a hat, but don't go decked out or everyone will hate you off the bat. just don't even bring it up and if someone asks, then just say 'i go to UMich and i'm visiting my sister.' no more.
don't haggle for dranks
Nov 3 2012 3:26PM
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Puzzled
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Have fun mate, line up some drinks and you're set.
Nov 3 2012 3:57PM
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Broommasta
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If its late in the game and you havnt scored, pull your goalie!
Nov 3 2012 4:02PM
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Chinchi
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In line fr drag party, night is going good do fr
Nov 4 2012 1:04AM
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.AR6rider.
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If you're waiting in line for a party you're doing something seriously wrong.
Nov 4 2012 1:06AM
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cobra_commander
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If this kid has sex, it's gonna envolve rape. We're just going to have to wait and see who does the raping though. If he mentions sex, it never happened, if he says he didn't get laid, he raped her, if he brags about the sex, she raped him, if he never posts again, a frat raped him.
Nov 4 2012 1:39AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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For sure this. Don't smoke too much though. I have made the mistake of dabing a half gram then drank 4 shots before the party and I was already super messed up stumbling my way around. I was way to stoned to focus on talking to people and had no idea where the fuck I was. Still had a great time. When you are drunk its definitely easy getting some girls. Once you start talking you keep talking no problem.
Nov 4 2012 1:55AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Ahh girls that smoke and are high on molly annoy me. They fiend for cigs like crack addicts.
Nov 4 2012 1:00AM
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Chinchi
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Just woke up from probably craziest night of my life, I don't think I got laid though, but I got a ton of digits for next time
Nov 4 2012 8:49AM
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