"fraps gives my computer viruses" - 306.
"The best way to get rid of a boner is to think of something extremely gay" - SourSteezle
"my balls have a little green on them." - harpoon
"Pee in the sink" - rockersteez
"The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?".
"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Hunter S. Thompson
meh, im normally pretty optimistic, but id give up on the hope for a snow storm unless you live in west virginia or maybe even western maryland. i had classes on monday and tuesday cancelled already so i went home for the long weekend. im not asking for much else other then for sandy to easy on us now that schools already out
"he took that shot deeper than a pornstar" -I.B
"That [trailer] was so fucking dirty that when my mom came in I had to switch to porn" -_SEA_