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errrka
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Ok so for halloween I was originally going to be a lion, but that actually was going to require work and hell who doesn't love neon spandex? So, I think I'm going with the whole 80's skier shenanigan (don't give a fuck about the searchbar)
I've got a black and neon columbia jacket (half zip, no shirt), neon spandex, old goggles, (working on a headband deal), and I'll wear my ski boots all night
BUT what should I do with accessory stuff
I could either:
A. Carry around my shot ski (Free shots? But I don't want to lose it)
B. Wear old skis (Campus parties may be hard to get around in and I will more than likely fall on my face multiple times)
C. Wear snowblades (Refer above, but maybe a bit easier to move around)
D. Just poles (I lose shit, especially when hammered)
E. DON'T GIVE A FUCK I'M DRUNK

Thanks for playing.
Oct 26 2012 3:44PM
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theBearJew
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snowblades.
Oct 26 2012 3:44PM
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BootySpunk.
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D.
Oct 26 2012 3:45PM
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proZach
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strap the poles to your wrists. problem solved
Oct 26 2012 3:56PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
definitely shotski, you'll be the savior everyones been searching for.
Oct 26 2012 3:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Because she's the hero they deserve, but not the one they need right now. So, they'll hunt her, because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent alcoholic. A watchful booze hound. A drunk knight.
Oct 26 2012 4:12PM
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errrka
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I already had you at 10/10
That was fantastic and made everyone ask me what the fuck I was laughing at
Oct 26 2012 4:16PM
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Jeebus.
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well said, good sir.
Oct 26 2012 4:26PM
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JAHpow
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If only karma went higher
Oct 26 2012 4:28PM
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Bruh
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For sure A.
Oct 26 2012 4:32PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I read the previous comment, thought of something along these lines.. but you exceeded my expectations.

While I cant give you any more Karma, I can give you a internet high 5

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Oct 26 2012 4:32PM
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teleRADo
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honestly i think goggs and ski boots will be more than enough to get the point across. i hate losing shit when im drunk, and poles or skis aint worth it
Oct 26 2012 8:23PM
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GingLife
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This.

Plus, snow blades are a must, it will be just like last year when you decided you wanted to do spins in your front yard while drunk!
Oct 26 2012 8:31PM
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errrka
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um, well, snowblades, you're helping me get around then.
and yeah, I thought we all put that behind us...
Oct 27 2012 2:13AM
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Toasty.
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Fuckin amazing
Oct 27 2012 2:15AM
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errrka
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and I believe I will be tagging the shot ski along with, if I don't fall first

Oct 27 2012 7:31PM
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Spinoza
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Walking around like that is going to be terribly frustrating
Oct 27 2012 7:40PM
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errrka
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I've been getting used to it, it's like flippers. Just stairs are fucking terrifying, although someone pointed out to me I can take them off while going up and down stairs
Oct 27 2012 8:01PM
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cbj
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That was rude as fuck
Oct 27 2012 8:03PM
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shuckle
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unlike a sir
Oct 27 2012 8:12PM
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ILLinoisance
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make the snowblades into a shot ski. throw some epoxy on the blades, stick a couple of shot glass on 'em, knock them off when you're done using it as a shot ski, use the blades for gaper day.
Oct 27 2012 8:18PM
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Big5hifty
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This thread makes me miss Ohio a little...
Oct 27 2012 8:22PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
just do this
Oct 28 2012 9:20PM
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dirtybackside
Posts: 393 - Karma: 163
shot ski
Oct 29 2012 1:13AM
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mrupes
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Definitely wear snow blades that'd be great
Oct 29 2012 10:05AM
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theBearJew
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What a nice thing to say.
Oct 29 2012 10:07AM
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Poop_nugget
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just do us all a favor now and get the fuck off ns
Oct 29 2012 10:09AM
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Lansfield
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA damn youre an asshole.
Oct 29 2012 10:10AM
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shuckle
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nah, really, you're rude as fuck.
Oct 29 2012 12:40PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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[IMG]fluorescentrompersuits.co.uk/romper14.jpg[/IMG]

Problem. Solved.

answer: snowblades

Oct 29 2012 12:42PM
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mcnamarskiez
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"THE LINE SKI"..... get an old ski preferably made by Line. slap like 5-6 save faces mirrors on it. get a ball. indulge and laugh at the concept all night
Oct 29 2012 12:47PM
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errrka
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It all worked surprisingly well, at least from what I remember of the night. I mean I still have that first day in boots feeling, but it'll pass. People were impressed with the dedication and I looked awesome. Also took the shot ski with me to the last party I went to and got free shots, woo!

Oh and to everyone I don't give a fuck what that kid says, but thanks. He's been on this site for a whole 5 days. Nice! You're already making so many new friends.
Oct 29 2012 12:51PM
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ironic
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Hey guuuuuuurl, I know it's too late, but this, always this.


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Oct 29 2012 1:36PM
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errrka
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hahahaha YES, but that is saved for only the most drunken occasions aka check my sigs ;)
Oct 29 2012 1:40PM
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