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14 real statues that will scare the shit out of you

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Jblz
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http://www.cracked.com/article_19155_the-14-most-unintentionally-terrifying-statues-in-world.html

have any of you seen any of these in real life? the giant horse at denver international airport is particularly weird
Oct 25 2012 3:16AM
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E__
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It looks so sick in the third picture though.
Oct 25 2012 3:22AM
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Daph
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Guh I hate the denver hell horse. But the faceless crawling babies were even worse.
Oct 25 2012 11:28AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Love the golden man ejaculating
Oct 25 2012 11:40AM
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Jane6
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hahah I must have been on NS in my sleep, because I woke to this page being half scrolled down on my phone and didnt understand anything of what was going on.



I too need a lactating statue in my backyard, the amount of awesome is indisputable.
Oct 25 2012 11:50AM
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Bumblesteeze
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The turd monument made me laugh haha.
Oct 25 2012 11:58AM
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Joebin
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Prague had 3 entries. They must have a lot of drugs over there.
Oct 25 2012 12:06PM
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Spinoza
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If I had 3 wishes I would use one to bring that bug man to life as my sidekick.
Oct 25 2012 12:20PM
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Jblz
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itsaconspiracy.jpg
Oct 25 2012 12:28PM
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king.tubby
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are fountains with lactating women statues that unusual?
Oct 25 2012 12:47PM
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Blurst
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I have seen the one that is in Bern Switzerland.
Oct 25 2012 12:56PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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That first one is great
Oct 25 2012 1:25PM
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bfulmer
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love the one of that naked guy fighting off torrents of babies
Oct 25 2012 1:29PM
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Snazzy_Dave
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thats seriously messed up
Oct 25 2012 3:48PM
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Dan.
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I love that horse. Every time I leave the airport I feel like it's saying "Welcome to Denver, Satan lives here.'
Oct 25 2012 3:54PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
shit on a stick. who woulda thunk it
Oct 25 2012 3:58PM
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theabortionator
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Oct 25 2012 4:24PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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i thought the vagina wall was pretty strange...
Oct 25 2012 4:51PM
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_Garagely_
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I love how there's a guy eating children and one of the bears has a boner.
Oct 25 2012 7:11PM
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steezbox
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Not mentioned, but it should be. It is in Ottawa. I hate walking by this thing whenever I visit.

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Oct 25 2012 7:27PM
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Huck_Norris
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Can somebody please squeeze down that pic of the statue punting babies to a size I could use for my avatar? 

It just sums up my whole life so completely.  I feel like I need it. 

Oct 25 2012 7:29PM
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steezbox
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maybe now?
Oct 25 2012 7:29PM
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Bumblesteeze
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This thing is a National embarrassment.. I HATE it.
Oct 25 2012 7:31PM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
I've seen the horse in Denver, not really that noticeable or weird in real life.
Oct 25 2012 7:34PM
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CaelW
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The moth man is creepy I watched a show on it before
Oct 25 2012 7:50PM
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Dragonite.
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Stone vagina. Wat in God'snamr
Oct 25 2012 7:56PM
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Dragonite.
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Mobile fail... What in god's name...
Oct 25 2012 7:56PM
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theabortionator
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I'm kinda bummed nobody liked my reference.
Oct 25 2012 8:25PM
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