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Strange things people say to you

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roddy116
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this one kid came up to me and said, you ever notice how chicks always go for special ed kids?
Oct 24 2012 6:26PM
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TallerThanThou
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Those Special Ed. kids got mad bitches.
Oct 24 2012 6:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
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wat
Oct 24 2012 6:28PM
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Jblz
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haha one time a guy at my old job said retarded people have ten times as much sex as not retarded people because they have no restraint on their sexual urges. i was like

wat

are you speaking form experience?
Oct 24 2012 6:30PM
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Spinoza
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did anyone see that movie Pumpkin about the girl who likes the mentally disabled dude. then she has sex with him and his mom calls it rape or something. hahaha wtf was that about


Oct 24 2012 6:34PM
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Willgum
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Theres this kid at my school Terry who has some sort of mental disability, and he has an asian girlfriend who is also retarded. I know for a fact that they get down
Oct 24 2012 6:40PM
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theabortionator
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Jesus is my lord and savior
Oct 24 2012 6:44PM
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act.resist
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wow, that was the most politically incorrect statement ive ever heard
Oct 24 2012 7:05PM
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penguin_steeze
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I didn't know there was computers in the kitchen?
Oct 24 2012 7:10PM
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daannnnieel
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and I don't think anyone really understands what to post in this thread.


Oct 24 2012 7:11PM
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roddy116
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it seems pretty straightfoward, its like the gaper quote thread but for normal life...
Oct 24 2012 7:27PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I have a motorcycle I ride to school and people always tell me to do wheelies. I guess its not strange, but it gets annoying.
Oct 24 2012 7:35PM
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E__
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Can you do a backflip?
Oct 24 2012 7:37PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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He must, he rides a motorcycle!
Oct 24 2012 7:38PM
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cbj
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I was at a varsity football game down in Vancouver last year, and one of the kids on my team picked up a leaf and said "these things happen sometimes" I was like wtf?
Oct 24 2012 7:42PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Oct 24 2012 7:57PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Deep.
Oct 24 2012 7:58PM
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Bodhisattva_
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For some reason I laughed so fucking hard at this.
Oct 24 2012 7:59PM
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Willgum
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I meant down and dirty
Oct 24 2012 7:59PM
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Bodhisattva_
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*got
Oct 24 2012 8:00PM
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E__
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Not what someone said but what someone did:

We were coming back early from a party and bunch of us were relatively drunk and we headed to McDicks, the Monopoly thing was going on as well so some guy no one else knew was also wasted just reached over the counter when the employees were in the back and grabbed at least two full stacks of like 20 large cups and handed them to me said, "Go nuts" and walked out. Haha, we all got free drinks and so many free burgers from what we won, it was glorious.
Oct 24 2012 8:01PM
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act.resist
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funny joke dude
Oct 24 2012 8:09PM
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penguin_steeze
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woman please

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Oct 24 2012 8:38PM
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rzarector
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who the fuck cares.
Oct 24 2012 8:52PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I care dicklick.
Oct 24 2012 8:55PM
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act.resist
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you and anybody that doesn't care, are terrible.
Oct 24 2012 8:55PM
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Spinoza
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It really wast that bad
Oct 24 2012 8:56PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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this thread is hilarious. Not really a strange thing, but some years ago we had to do this little buddy thing with like 1st graders, and the first thing my little buddy says to me is;

"There's a 2 car crash, 40 people die. how?"
"How"
"they're mexicans"


this kid was like 6. It was hilarious.
Oct 24 2012 9:33PM
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act.resist
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I get pissed off when people joke around or make fun of people with mental illnesses. There's nothing funny about it.
Oct 24 2012 9:54PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Missing chromosomes r serious business
Oct 24 2012 10:02PM
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Seany.n
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he was merely pointing out an observation. different than making fun of people
Oct 24 2012 10:03PM
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act.resist
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clearly he gets a kick out of there relationship and he talks about them like they aren't even people.


to anyone who's making fun of me for trying to defend people with disabilities. Fuck you, you have no argument whatsoever.
Oct 24 2012 10:09PM
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Ahmadinejad
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you mean extra....
Oct 24 2012 10:11PM
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LiquorLanch
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im deaf in one ear, and deaf jokes are the shit provided they're done right


so


what was that




ps dont have phone sex you might get hearing aids
Oct 24 2012 10:13PM
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Mr.Sloth
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It goes both ways homie
Oct 24 2012 10:15PM
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Aidan-G
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The setting: McDonalds parking lot
The cast: Me, 2 friends, and a crazy homeless man

So this homeless man walks up to my friends and I and starts telling us how we should join the military. He says, "They can fly you in by helicopter, drop you off in some rice paddy so you can go kill some n******. You know what's wrong with your generation? They coddle you. They treat you like a bunch of fucking n******. And don't get me started on this 'social security." (He did air quotes as he said that.) He then went on a rant about the sub mariners which, according to him, is apparently an elite task force comprised of people who are under 5'6" and they have special, smaller, stealth submarines for these men. Then he just stopped talking and left. Weird as shit
Oct 24 2012 10:16PM
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Willgum
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haha what exactly did I say? I was observing that a kid with disabilities still gets pussy.

The two get down= down and dirty, sorry i had poor choice of words
Oct 24 2012 10:44PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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What if everything he said is true?


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Oct 24 2012 10:47PM
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proZach
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how else would you comment on that?

it's not like he said, "yah lolz I know these two retards that bang all day lololol"

get off your high horse
Oct 24 2012 10:54PM
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dreadyboy
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Recently was walking down the street when I pass by a homeless dude, he says "yarr" and I quickly respond with "hey" not really thinking about it. Then I realize he's wearing an eyepatch and a pirate hat. And he just said "yarr" to me, I get like 20 feet away and burst out laughing, it was great.
Oct 24 2012 10:55PM
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act.resist
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I'm on a high horse because I feel strongly about the way people treat people with disabilities, ok that's logical.



to Willgums: I know I made it seem like I'm attacking you personally, but it's just anybody who uses language like that. I just think it's disrespectful.
Oct 24 2012 11:24PM
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Aidan-G
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then everything I've ever known was a lie
Oct 24 2012 11:42PM
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Jewschoolers
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when did saying someone was retarded become politically incorrect?
Oct 25 2012 12:50AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Since forever.
Oct 25 2012 12:51AM
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dreadyboy
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Since this song
Oct 25 2012 1:10AM
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450out.
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A guy I know once was telling everyone that a paradigm shift was a way to pick a guitar. He pronounced paradigm, paradiggem. Silent laughter ensued
Oct 25 2012 1:17AM
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Rafiki
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are those next years goggles? get that all the time, even if i'm not wearing goggles.
Oct 25 2012 1:20AM
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Jewschoolers
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you know how i know you're in high school?
Oct 25 2012 1:22AM
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youngdtay
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Well the real definition of retarded is slowed down. In concrete, they use a substance called retarder to slow down the time it takes the concrete to dry. This is proper usage of the word. Calling a person retarded? Maybe less so. Yes I am also in highschool.
Oct 25 2012 1:51AM
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youngdtay
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Double post, but still, calling a person "retarded" is still the most common usage of the word. Nobody is not guilty of this.
Oct 25 2012 1:53AM
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daannnnieel
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boom roasted.
Oct 25 2012 1:54AM
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