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Guys, you don't think you know women?

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Faoda
Posts: 381 - Karma: 10
Try renting Kate and Leopold. It will teach you oodles of things about how to treat women. So even if you don't actually understand them (and trust me, women don't understand you either) you will atleast SEEM like you know something about them.


'My soul is a like a ruby
And I threw it in the earth
But now my hands are bleeding
From scrabbling in the dirt
And I look up to the heavens
And a light is on my face
I never never never
Thought I'd find a state of grace' - Joy by Mick Jagger
Jun 20 2002 12:08AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
My problem is getting one in the first place. Screw learning how to treat them.


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Jun 20 2002 11:13AM
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falloutboy
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
hahaha... hey dude.. ''Screw learning how to treat them'' - maybe there's ya problem bud!


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Jun 20 2002 11:30AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
yeah that is a problem

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Jun 20 2002 12:01PM
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PinStripe
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
hahah you dumb shit. You should treat a girl the way she makes you feel, be honest, and make her feel special. Don't take some shit from some movie and do it just so you can get some. Fuck it's people like you that make me want to kill all men but myself. Girls arent some game that you can win. what ever you can just go fuck off because I'm sick of reading this shit.

Oh ya incase your wondering I saw that movie last night with my girl and we had actuly done everything cept that dam roof thing (think it was on the roof).
the fuckin stripe
Jun 20 2002 4:41PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
w0w yeah pinstripe you're cool.

how old are you, about 13 or 14 eh?


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Frostmonkey

Jun 20 2002 5:01PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
I agree with yeti
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Jun 20 2002 5:42PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Faoda is my best friend.. She knows what she's talking about. Guys complain so much about not knowing how to treat girls. I'm not saying that girls don't complain about guys, but if she's offering some advice, the least you could do is be nice about it.


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 20 2002 7:13PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
feed them, pet them and give them new bedding every 2 weeks... or maybe that was Hampsters.

If you don't know how to treat a woman... you're not ready for one.

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Jun 20 2002 7:17PM
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FreshCoast
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Yeah, Mike I think it either!
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Jun 20 2002 7:37PM
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c_lo
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I don't think I was talking to Faoda. I damn well know who to handle my bidness when it comes to bitc... I mean females (jk).
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Jun 20 2002 7:38PM
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c_lo
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I mean how to not who to
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Jun 20 2002 7:39PM
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PinStripe
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thanks there yeti. Actuly I am probably older then most people on here at 19 and I do know how to treat a lady you prick. Just the other day I showed up at her work and waited by her car with flowers, two laying accross her hood so she could seem them when she came out the door and I sat next to the car for a good 20-30 minutes before she came out. Needless to say she was speechless. Is it to much to ask people to be fucking origonal? honestly dude. what about showing up at her house before she wakes up for work and making her breakfast? or just leaving her notes in random spots that you know only she well find them in. dam I should write chick flicks
the fuckin stripe
Jun 21 2002 1:11AM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
Just because your a little bitch and have to play that angle doesn't meen e'erybody else has to. Some of have a little more game than you and recognize thats its content of character and not how much fruity shit you can through down.
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(If you don't recognize that your obviously not one of us)
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Jun 21 2002 7:22AM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
do girls like pearls? it rythmes!

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Jun 21 2002 11:26AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
yeti..will you spare me if you ever go crazy on all men...girls dont like me so i wont be bad.....ill be like egor..or is it eor?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
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Jun 21 2002 12:37PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
d00d that's not fucking original that's just the usual, played out repetitive tripe that makes me sick to my stomach.

I am sorry, but i am not like that normally, so i am sure as hell not going to go out of my way to do something that doesn't come natural to me. If some chick doesn't like the fact that i don't feel the need to lower myself by not being who i am all the time, then she obviously has her head stuck wayyyy too far up her own ass.

I feel really bad for you if you have to change yourself for a girl. Apparently you don't realize that she essentially owns you now...but i guess some guys like to be broken down like that. Personally, and i think c_lo will agree with me on this one, that there is nothing more important than staying true to your values and NOT selling out for some stanky-ass pussy.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 21 2002 6:39PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
and another thing...no i wasn't wondering about if you saw the movie, and i definitely wasn't wondering about how many times you've slammed your STD infested fuck-pot. I really could care less if you've slammed her on a boat or on the roof or anything...but one question, have you fucked in a tree? cuz i heard that's a sasquatch's natural teritory and she'd probably be more comfortable at home.


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Frostmonkey

Jun 21 2002 6:41PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
pinstrip dont bother replying since yeti already took your balls.

OWNED.

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Jun 21 2002 6:44PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
and stepped on them and put them in a jar like that one teachers wifes placenta from that senior pranks thread..i think
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 6:51PM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
aww....thats so mean...

just let him be...

i think guys should set aside their other things and make us their top priorities in SOME cases...not all the time. and they definitely shouldn't change their personality...im just saying that sometimes it's good to do nice things for us.
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Jun 22 2002 1:35AM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
one more thing--
thats not exatly the best movie to watch to learn little things to do to a girl.......
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Jun 22 2002 1:36AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
what about the yaya sisterhood
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 22 2002 10:04AM
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Faoda
Posts: 381 - Karma: 10
I saw the Ya-Ya sisterhood a couple nights ago too. But I'll tell you this much, I am NOT recomending my opinion on here anymore because c_lo will yell at me and call me a bitch. I'm not sure if I can handle that from someone I don't even know.


'My soul is a like a ruby
And I threw it in the earth
But now my hands are bleeding
From scrabbling in the dirt
And I look up to the heavens
And a light is on my face
I never never never
Thought I'd find a state of grace' - Joy by Mick Jagger
Jun 22 2002 1:31PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
kate and leopold sucked

Jun 22 2002 1:37PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i didint see ya ya sisterhood


whats it like faoda?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 22 2002 2:15PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
you can't handle being called a bitch on a internet forum? wow, you are just a little bit to sensitive i believe.


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Frostmonkey

Jun 22 2002 2:46PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
shut up yeti im not a bitch your a bitch lol


im sorry
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 22 2002 6:12PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
What, I never called that bitch a bitch. (sorry don't cry I'm only joking). Yeti you are honestly a great fucking guy. If you run anything other than your own damn game your a fucking sally and doesn't matter anyway.
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Jun 22 2002 8:12PM
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yeti
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lol thanks d00d :-)

can't post much now, got a killer wine hangover and i am investigating ways to cut off my head.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 23 2002 10:42AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
oh boy you'd be surprised!


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Frostmonkey

Jun 23 2002 3:52PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
The Ya-Ya movie was good. I'll admit that it's a chick flick, but it really was a good movie.


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 23 2002 5:51PM
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kristen
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haha, chick flicks are great , who ever thought of naming that movie Ya Ya something or other??


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Jun 27 2002 5:00AM
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kowabunga
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ya ya

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Jun 27 2002 11:17AM
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wntrwill
Posts: 2609 - Karma: 11
yeah yeti just took care of that. I am definitely not down with that corny shit to get girls, its all about just ballin. play things how you wanna and if you got game the honies will come running.
Jun 28 2002 3:18PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Hmmm, to start a girl trouble tread or not? Hmmm.....

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
Jul 1 2002 3:49PM
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Guest
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Paul (skifreeordie) is just afraid of girls now b/c at mt snow he was hitting on a girl, and it wound up that the girl was 12, lol :-D
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Jul 1 2002 7:55PM
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Phrosty
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all you gots to do is smack that bitch up.


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Jul 8 2002 8:43PM
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Dynastar52
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the best thing to do when getting girls is to be yourself, and to treat them with tons of respect. guys forgot about chivalry a long time ago, but i gotta tell ya, holding a door, buying flowers or doing anything to help a girl and make her not do any work scores you a ton of points. and dont fuck em and leave em, they hate that,
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Jul 22 2002 4:48PM
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ESB
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Man yeti, don't you think you were a little harsh there? All the guy was trying to say was, be original...

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Jul 23 2002 1:59AM
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nipe
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yeah girls hate when you drop them all of a sudden and completely screw them over. then they get their friends to hate you, and now ur seth-the-jerk to about 20 people.
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Jul 23 2002 1:43PM
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sugarloafer1990
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i think you should just act the way you act around your friends. this guy who everyone is calling a woman it sounds is being himself and thats fine. just be who you are. cuz if you put on a big act for women, and it ends up going somewhere...and u get married, you cantt put on a big act all your life. be yourself, one woman is boung to likme you.










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Aug 1 2002 10:21AM
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lagwagon
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hey dudes,
i have full respect for girls, there soooooo good, they make you feel good sooooo easy and then they can make you feel like dirt so easy too, how do they do it, i love girls, but i wish i had a girl to love.
Aug 2 2002 1:28AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
hey lagwagon...is your mom like keeping your balls away from you until she thinks you're ready for them?


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Frostmonkey

Aug 2 2002 9:43AM
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ABM1111
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i mean, yeah guys, totally act like yourself. do you like it when you are totally into a girl and then all of a sudden her true personality comes out and shes a complete psycho? yah, didnt think so. so no matter if your an ass hole or a totally nice guy at heart, youll just end up finding a girl that compliments you personality perfectly.
Aug 2 2002 10:57AM
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