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Classic Snoqualmie

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funkykid200
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tell your best classic snoqualmie stories, for example in january 2011(i think) it was 50 degrees and raining, IN JANUARY. also there were a bunch or bare spots in the middle of the season, the even funnier part is their website still said they had like a 65 inch base. Alpental is dope though, i love it.

Oct 23 2012 2:00AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
When the park crew takes till mid february to put the big jump line up
Oct 23 2012 10:13AM
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powderdrunkie
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when the hyak chair derails and I get the rest of the day off.
Oct 23 2012 1:18PM
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snakerton
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when on the 1 day it snows more than 10 inches silver fir breaks down and I'm stranded at silver fir
Oct 23 2012 10:55PM
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division.bell
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How does one get stranded at Silver Fir?
Oct 24 2012 12:35AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
Website says superpipe is cut and open. Drive up there. Mountain is socked in (no fault of theirs, obviously). Pipe is closed with snow boulders everywhere and walls that are non existent. Drove to Stevens.
Oct 24 2012 12:42AM
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SRskierSFS
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ya im sure that happens all the time. especially the snow boulders their the worst....jesus christ.
Oct 24 2012 1:27AM
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powderdrunkie
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hahaha if you got stranded at silver fir, I see why you didn't know about all the other days it snowed 10+ inches.
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Oct 24 2012 1:49AM
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snakerton
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well i guess i could of taken the shuttle but at the time they didnt tell us that the lift was broken. they kept saying 5 more minutes
Oct 24 2012 10:15AM
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Jooky
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When they build a half pipe into the ground and then never open it to the public.
Oct 24 2012 11:06AM
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p-fo
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When I went there for Jib This Jib That and it drizzled heavily all day, and the rails got sticky so I caught an edge and got tossed on my ass and bruised my iliac crest so badly I could barely walk the next day.
Oct 24 2012 5:20PM
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cobra_commander
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What he said
Oct 26 2012 2:38PM
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Dirt-E-Mike
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Reading the snow report to find 8 inches of fresh snow, get to the pass and its raining.

Nov 9 2012 8:55PM
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SkiFreshPow
Posts: 233 - Karma: 334
When I worked at Webbski and they made you pay for the jacket, training, and a discounted pass; I made a net of $3 that season haha.
Nov 9 2012 10:44PM
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snakerton
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Work for fiorini
Nov 9 2012 11:21PM
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GANDALF
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i worked for mini mountain. that was so relaxed. ed kiser is the man. look for that ponytail around alpy
Nov 12 2012 4:08AM
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Rockhound
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sucks to suck
Nov 13 2012 5:02PM
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p-fo
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Remind me again: who made finals the day before?
Nov 13 2012 6:58PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Got my park pass. Admit one Roner Tych.
Nov 14 2012 2:20AM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
Its the scummit, you can complain about it and go home crying with a dildo up your ass or you can sack up and hit some cheap ass rails and sketch jumps in the rain with your homies.

Then wait for that one baller day when the big lines open and the suns out but theres a million gapers on central express so you cut em all off in the side lines and they cant tell the difference cause theyre fucking gaping too hard. or when its straight nuking on alpy at day and theres not a single patroller or generic douche thatll tell you what the fuck you can or cant do on the hill. or having the entire set of mountains to yourself after 6 on any given day. thats classic
Nov 15 2012 10:31PM
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MothaHucker
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when you're night skiing at alpy and the one of the lights goes off while you are crusin pow at mach speed and you get reverse-clotheslined by an orange fence
Nov 16 2012 2:00AM
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Literature
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I want to ski it now that Joe Pope is in the house.

And maybe I'll even get to watch Jamie and Rory rake out some rails.
Nov 16 2012 2:02AM
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PJS.
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When Chair 2 lines are so bad you get 3 laps in 4 hours.
Nov 16 2012 10:12AM
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snakerton
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thats why when it snows you go to stevens
Nov 16 2012 10:19AM
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division.bell
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So far, this is the most accurate statement.
Nov 16 2012 10:20AM
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snocompton
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dont go skiing on weekends...
Nov 16 2012 1:22PM
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PJS.
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Last time that happened it was actually a friday morning, which apparently fucking everyone from pullman to bremerton had got off work for. Oh well, the 3 runs I took that day were hands down my best of last season.
Nov 16 2012 5:21PM
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SHampson
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I got a classic. Buy a snoqualmie pass thinking it's going to be a killer season until reading this thread :\
Nov 16 2012 10:38PM
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p-fo
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Come back to Stevens?
Nov 17 2012 12:08AM
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snakerton
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its not acutally that bad. the park is pretty good and theres alpental. not much good snow but whatever. thats what stevens and crystal are for
Nov 17 2012 4:04AM
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Lucas
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At least your not at stevens though right? Haha
Nov 17 2012 12:38PM
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snocompton
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 267
you do know Alpental had a better year then crystal or stevens last year...
Nov 17 2012 1:11PM
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Scott29~
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You do know Alpental gets almost exactly the same storm cycles as Stevens right? Crystal and Baker have different streams~
Nov 17 2012 3:32PM
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snocompton
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 267
yea and look who ended up having a better year...
Nov 17 2012 5:37PM
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skier_boy26
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Ok, as painful as it is for me to say, Alpental does typically get a bit more snowfall than Stevens Pass. It is actually pretty wild to see just how similar they are all plotted out, but they are, indeed, every so slightly different.

They are also different in terms of temperature. Alpental is typically 6 to 7 degrees warmer on average than Stevens during the snow season. Since the quality is inferior and the quantity is negligibly more, Stevens wins.

Also, Snoqualmie has a disgusting habit of reporting Alpental's top depth as the "base" depth to various media outlets, which is pretty weak.
Nov 17 2012 6:04PM
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cobra_commander
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Stevens....
Nov 17 2012 11:25PM
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GANDALF
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baker...
Nov 17 2012 11:31PM
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PJS.
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summit west.
Nov 17 2012 11:40PM
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GANDALF
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wild side is the most fun run on that whole hill
Nov 17 2012 11:41PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Summit West is a windscoured snowfield for teaching on and you know it.
Nov 17 2012 11:47PM
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PJS.
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how dare you tarnish the good name of summit west!
Nov 17 2012 11:51PM
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tinkytwinky
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dude, i don't think that happened to you.
Nov 19 2012 6:15PM
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MothaHucker
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yeah youre right dude

Nov 19 2012 6:34PM
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