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What would you do if...

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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
i told you i had never skiied in my life, i was just really well informed about the subject
also i had hired a stunt double to do movies for me and shit

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO

(this is also the place to post other "what would you do if" questions)
Oct 20 2012 3:38PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
I'd post in your thread about how much of a cool story that was and then leave.
Oct 20 2012 3:40PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
continue masterbating
Oct 20 2012 3:41PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
blink a few times and dip my Twinkie in butter
Oct 20 2012 3:55PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
What would you do if everyone in the world looked like Matthew McConaughey, including yourself but no one else noticed
Oct 20 2012 3:58PM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
what would you do if I told you I'm a pathalogical liar? Well I'm not so don't ask.
Oct 20 2012 4:01PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
What if I had about 1400 posts and only 6000 karma?
Oct 20 2012 4:11PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
I don't think anyone would mind. make it your goal LOL
Oct 20 2012 4:12PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
I would say who gives a shit.
Oct 20 2012 4:14PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
probably be upset for a few minutes then go back to jerkin it
Oct 20 2012 4:25PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
i would like you more
Oct 20 2012 5:00PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is ta sleep wit a man for a little bit of money, and his daddy's gone somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lock down, I aint gotta job now, so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life
Oct 20 2012 6:20PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Oct 20 2012 6:21PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
What would you do if this was a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Oct 20 2012 6:40PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Probably take a seat for 22 minutes and find out what you learn about sassy black women this week.
Oct 20 2012 6:46PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
I would stand up and walk out on you, bitch.
Oct 20 2012 6:47PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
Lend me your ear, and i'll sing you a song.
Oct 20 2012 6:49PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
being one, that offends me
Oct 20 2012 6:50PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
I would scream in your in ear, that's just me....
Oct 20 2012 6:51PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
What would you do if a cat traveling 58 kilometers per hour landed claws first right into your anal cavity and proceeded to make a nest out of the leaf things on top of pineapples?
Oct 20 2012 6:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
wait people seriously care about post count:karma ratios? and judge other members on it?!

wtf
Oct 20 2012 6:55PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
Irony.
Oct 20 2012 6:58PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
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Oct 20 2012 7:02PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
I don't think they really do, although in your case it would be fucking sweet to have over a million Karma
Oct 20 2012 7:11PM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
Well, I'd better try not sing out of key.
Oct 20 2012 8:43PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
this thread went much better than expected
Oct 20 2012 8:54PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
It's scary how easy it is to spot a homosexual.
Oct 20 2012 8:55PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
lol
Oct 20 2012 9:03PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
what would you do if gato was just a really crafty cat
Oct 20 2012 9:15PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
what would you do if we all died.
Oct 20 2012 9:58PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
What if I was actually Dolan?
Oct 20 2012 10:01PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
what would you do if bump
Oct 21 2012 4:41PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
not 100% sure at this point.
Oct 30 2012 5:14PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
carry on
Oct 30 2012 5:40PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
You obviously don't have enough... I mean 1 million karma? What are we 12 or something? By this time you shouldve had at least 14 million if you were keeping your karma to postcount ratio where it should be.

I am disappoint 1337.

btw, im over 100 on my playcount now
Oct 30 2012 5:41PM
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plaplapla
Posts: 435 - Karma: 70
don't htink you have anything to worry about hah
Oct 30 2012 5:44PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
a wild bump appears
Oct 30 2012 7:44PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
this
Mar 24 2013 10:10AM
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FunkySane
Posts: 616 - Karma: 1,203
What the? I cant even describe how confused I am now. This thread is nuts.
Mar 24 2013 1:14PM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
I came here to post this.
Mar 24 2013 1:17PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
Nice!
Mar 24 2013 1:59PM
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,906
Obviously.
Mar 24 2013 2:20PM
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