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I just made easy mac but don't have any utencils

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Round-Four
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any tips on how to McGyver myself a decent fork?
Oct 18 2012 3:07PM
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Hi.Phi.
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use your hand and slurp it
Oct 18 2012 3:11PM
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.AR6rider.
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Alright, you're gonna need a paper plate, a straw, 2 rubberbands, a glue stick, and a piece of bubblegum. Now, what you're gonna do is...throw all that shit away and eat your Easy Mac with your hands like A FUCKING MAN, MAN.
Oct 18 2012 3:12PM
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.Hugo.
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Use your fingers
Pour some milk into it so its runnier and drink it
Don't be lazy and wash your dirty forks and spoons
Oct 18 2012 3:12PM
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Malcolm
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Do you have a juice box or little plastic bottle? You can cut out almost anything to use as a little spoon
Oct 18 2012 3:14PM
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cbj
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1. Steal a fork
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Oct 18 2012 3:15PM
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theBearJew
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Take a paper cup, cut around the bottom but leave a ledge around the bottom, very thin but enough to hold some mac. Cut around it and leave a "handle" on one side so you can fish it out. Then on the opposite side cut into the wall so you can slurp it out.

Oct 18 2012 3:19PM
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OssargYormada
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Make an origami fork out of aluminum foil
Oct 18 2012 3:23PM
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Puns
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weave the noodles together to make a noodle fork so you don't have to get your hands dirty
Oct 18 2012 3:25PM
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Aidan-G
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Face first, pie eating contest style
Oct 18 2012 3:26PM
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teleRADo
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God gave you two utensils that are better than any fork.
Oct 18 2012 3:44PM
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ThundaKilla
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Balls and wieners!
Oct 18 2012 3:46PM
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Round-Four
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this is the best i could come up with
Oct 18 2012 3:49PM
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theBearJew
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Should have used a paper cup.

And why do you own an IBM. Probably part of the reason why you have no basic utencils...
Oct 18 2012 3:52PM
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Spinoza
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Lamest problem ever. I hope your kd was cold by the time you got it, you don't deserve good kd
Oct 18 2012 4:13PM
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Stang*
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The only logical thing to do in this situation is not make mac and cheese if you dont have anything to eat it with, or to just not be a bitch and eat it with your hands. They made sinks for a reason.
Oct 18 2012 4:18PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oct 18 2012 4:22PM
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Malcolm
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I did this all the time with those little apple sauce cups.
Oct 18 2012 4:26PM
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Spinoza
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do you mean using the peel off lid? cause that the easiest way
Oct 18 2012 4:28PM
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act.resist
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widdle yourself a fork out of stick or use your tongue
Oct 18 2012 4:57PM
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OssargYormada
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it actually works really well. Just have to remember not to accidentally eat the fork.
Oct 18 2012 7:41PM
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disastertourism
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i was going to suggest using 2 pens as chopsticks.
Oct 18 2012 7:46PM
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CaelW
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You use utensils to eat Easy Mac?
Oct 18 2012 7:56PM
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profa_212
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Thank you good sir! You helped me decide my dinner! +k
Oct 18 2012 8:00PM
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B-runge
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hahaha
Oct 18 2012 8:05PM
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accualyisdolan
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Soak up the cheese in tampon and ansorb via nearest invagination
Oct 18 2012 8:08PM
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MFM
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use your dick and fling it on the floor, then consume.
Oct 18 2012 8:18PM
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J_BISCHOF
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who eats easy mac with a fork? thats like eating rice with chopsticks
Oct 18 2012 8:20PM
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Farquaharson
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I'll stand by this
Oct 18 2012 9:32PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Buy full tilts. /thread
Oct 18 2012 9:39PM
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.Apex.
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two sticks or pencils....chopsticks!
Oct 18 2012 11:31PM
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Dragonite.
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Oh my god so perfect
Oct 18 2012 11:34PM
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skinakedfast
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No you don't
Oct 18 2012 11:47PM
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