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volvotom
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Options:
1. go to store (it's just up the street
or
2. switch to scotch
Oct 18 2012 12:06AM
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BlackCupid
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Oct 18 2012 12:08AM
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.Hugo.
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if you've drank quite a bit just drink the scotch. driving drunk to the store isn't worth it and frankly is a dumb fucking idea
Oct 18 2012 12:09AM
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volvotom
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I am grading papers, sobriety is NOT an option
Oct 18 2012 12:10AM
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Spinoza
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drink the scotch, but fkn go do something
Oct 18 2012 12:10AM
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cbj
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he could walk (its just up the street)
Oct 18 2012 12:10AM
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.Hugo.
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when you're drunk 3 miles feels like just up the street. I'm just saying from experience its not worth it
Oct 18 2012 12:12AM
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will_powder
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Song very relavent...

Oct 18 2012 12:14AM
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cbj
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Yeah but also when you are drunk you decide to walk endless miles at 3:00am to get to some place and it takes hours
Oct 18 2012 12:16AM
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the-honeypossum
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"beer before liquore never been sicker"
Oct 18 2012 12:17AM
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volvotom
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I could, 1/4 mile maybe, but unfortunately I only got through 2 beers before realizing there were no more (back-up fridge was empty) and am not at danger of blowing a .09 or greater.

Scotch it is.


Oct 18 2012 12:17AM
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Sophistication.
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Oct 18 2012 12:18AM
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Backyard.Skier
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take out your lawn chair and make a sign saying honk if you want to take me to the liquor store and then wait.
Oct 18 2012 12:19AM
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Shza.
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Or just go get more beer and more scotch, and then grade those papers. It'll make it a lot easier
Oct 18 2012 12:19AM
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VT_scratch
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what kind of papers are you grading?

I'd say scotch on the rocks

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Oct 18 2012 12:46AM
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eheath
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Yeah if you're a fucking pussy.
Oct 18 2012 12:48AM
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Aidan-G
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Oct 18 2012 12:48AM
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daannnnieel
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So that's how teachers do it. I always thought it was weed, but whatever.

Oct 18 2012 12:50AM
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jaredmdub
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beer before liqour, never sicker.



drink that scotch bro.
Oct 18 2012 12:50AM
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Peter.
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FUCK YEAH DRINKIN N SHIT


even cooler if you're under 21
Oct 18 2012 1:25AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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gasoline. that will put some hair on your sack
Oct 18 2012 1:26AM
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volvotom
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Introduction to American Politics.... at least I make an effort of reading (skimming) everything. My engineering grad school friend grades based on the weight/heft of lab reports. He does not even read them.

The number of students who missed points on the short answer question about separation of powers sickens me. Sometimes I wonder why even bother? If you know you haven't been going to class and did not bother to study or do the reading, why even waste time taking the test?
Oct 18 2012 1:38AM
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volvotom
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only for sociology, anthropology, and pyschology. History and Poli Sci trend towards alcohol.
Oct 18 2012 1:41AM
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CluckaChuck
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Oct 18 2012 2:00AM
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Jeebus.
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this.
Oct 18 2012 2:08AM
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theabortionator
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.
Oct 18 2012 2:11AM
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proZach
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or you've never boozed before.
Oct 18 2012 10:59AM
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soulskier
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drink Listerine
Oct 18 2012 11:01AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Because everyone else is doing it.
Oct 18 2012 11:02AM
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c_roll
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cough syurp?
Oct 18 2012 11:10AM
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zues
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drink some scotch. thats what real men drink

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Oct 18 2012 11:12AM
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zues
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Oct 18 2012 11:28AM
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shorty_T
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this.
Oct 18 2012 1:45PM
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TallerThanThou
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Scotch. Don't be a pussy.
Oct 18 2012 1:49PM
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BrewskiJr
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Coming from a person who drinks a lot.... You are a pussy if you don't want to mix drinks because you might get sick. Real goddamn men drink whatever they goddamn want and don't get sick from it.
Oct 18 2012 1:51PM
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Heart
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/thread
Oct 18 2012 1:53PM
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Mtougas
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well fuck me and call me sally
Oct 18 2012 2:19PM
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